More randomly generated nonsense
I'm tired, so I turned to the Unconventional Courtship Generator to amuse me and had to share again. I'm sorry, but I mean, you want to know all about that time Tegan had to edit the Fourth Doctor's epic erotic novel, surely . . .
145) The Siren- Tiffany Reisz
It's a woman's world, but he’s the one on top. Notorious the Fourth Doctor is famous for his delicious works of erotica, each one more popular with readers than the last. But his latest manuscript is different - more serious, more personal-and he’s sure it'll be his breakout book...if it ever sees the light of day. Tegan Jovanka holds Four's fate in her well-manicured hands. The demanding British editor agrees to handle the book on one condition: she wants complete control. Four must rewrite the entire novel to her exacting standards - in six weeks - or it's no deal.
Four's grueling writing sessions with Tegan are draining...and shockingly arousing. And a dangerous former lover has him wondering which is more torturous-staying away from her...or returning to her bed? Four thought he knew everything about being pushed to your limits. But in a world where passion is pain, nothing is ever that simple.
("Come on, Doc, that's not even possible!"
"What do you mean, not possible? Romana and I did it three times one Wednesday back in Ancient Rome - or was it a Tuesday on Androzani Major?")
10)SHEIKH SURGEON by MEREDITH WEBBER
Mills & Boon Medical Romance
Desert doctor…secret father
Fourteen years ago Dr David Nolan fell madly in love with Sheikh Orac - although he could never be his, for a brief time their passion was intense.
Now David is faced with an emergency and is forced to seek him out. He journeys to the cosmopolitan oasis city where Orac is now a successful surgeon. He is the only man who can save his son’s life. Not because of his skill - but because Orac is Patrick’s father…
(Don't worry, Orac. He will find you! He will always find you... ;-p)
283) The Ninja Vampire’s Girl - Michele Hauf (M&B Nocturne Bites)
Gene Hunt has a taste for adventure - enough to risk stealing a halo from a Fallen angel to help his sister. But he never imagined his mission would land him in the arms of a scarred - but still dangerously sexy - vampire!
Alistair Lethbridge-Stewart is on his own quest to hunt a Fallen angel, and will do whatever it takes to win... including bite the interfering Gene. Even if it joins them by an erotic bond that warms both vampire and mortal's blood with desire...
243) Captured Countess by Ann Lethbridge
Never trust a spy!
River Song, the Countess Vilandry, is on a dangerous mission - to lure fellow spy Belle into bed and into revealing her true loyalties. With such sensual games at play and such strong sensations awakened, suddenly River's dangerously close to exposing her real identity.
Belle knows that the countess has been sent to seduce her. The only question is to what end? She's never met such a captivating woman - and she's determined to enjoy every seductive second she spends as her very willing captive!
53)NOTHING BUT THE BEST by KRISTIN HARDY
When a gang of twenty-something men got together, women are always on the menu!
When a chance encounter with a mysterious sexy stranger leads to a night he’ll never forget. Independent Vila Restal can’t believe his luck. Until the morning after, when the woman in his bed turns into his company’s newest, sleekest executive. Not to mention he’ll be working with her to bring his latest, hippest designer clothing venture to life.
Servalan can’t believe her bad luck. Hitting the sheets with the boss’s son isn’t the smartest move she’s ever made. Or is it? Vila’s handsome, smart, sensual - there’s no lying about that. But he's used to the best..of everything, even women. Especially women. Can Servalan measure up?
351) LETTING GO - Megan Hart
Alistair Lethbridge-Stewart goes to the same bar every night and orders the same drink: a whiskey, neat. He doesn't drink it, though. Clara Oswald the bartender notices the handsome, sad man who keeps to himself. Until one night when he lets go and lets her in.
And after that, Clara has only one mission - to show him one night is only the beginning...
289) Dicing with the Dangerous Lord by Margaret McPhee
Victoria Waterfield is London's most sought-after actress, darling of the demimonde and every nobleman's desire. But she's about to face her toughest role yet - seducing a confession from the devilishly handsome and very dangerous Lord Carnell to bring her father's murderess to justice.
Shee might have the whole of London fooled, but Carnell can see through Victoria's ardent attempts to persuade him to open up. His past is murky, but he's no criminal. Her interest in him has Carnell intrigued - he might just have to play Victoria at her own seductive game….
And in things that will probably only amuse me (I was playing with my Obscure 1960s edition of the generator):
296) His Untamed Innocent by Sara Craven
Georgina Jones is pleasantly surprised to find a strange male in her company apartment - wearing a bath towel! She isn't interested in Colin Townley's sob story. She's late for a house party and he'll be perfect as her ready-made date!
Colin's completely bewildered.... He thought pretending to be a loving couple would be easy, but the chemistry between him and Georgie is explosive! He's also left with no doubt that what Georgie wants, she gets, and it seems she wants him - badly. How can he, inexperienced and nervous, handle her lethal brand of dark desire?
Obv. this should be with Adam, but this also works well. :-D
(This post brought to you by the need for Brain Bleach.)
Crossposted from Dreamwidth -- Comments there:
145) The Siren- Tiffany Reisz
It's a woman's world, but he’s the one on top. Notorious the Fourth Doctor is famous for his delicious works of erotica, each one more popular with readers than the last. But his latest manuscript is different - more serious, more personal-and he’s sure it'll be his breakout book...if it ever sees the light of day. Tegan Jovanka holds Four's fate in her well-manicured hands. The demanding British editor agrees to handle the book on one condition: she wants complete control. Four must rewrite the entire novel to her exacting standards - in six weeks - or it's no deal.
Four's grueling writing sessions with Tegan are draining...and shockingly arousing. And a dangerous former lover has him wondering which is more torturous-staying away from her...or returning to her bed? Four thought he knew everything about being pushed to your limits. But in a world where passion is pain, nothing is ever that simple.
("Come on, Doc, that's not even possible!"
"What do you mean, not possible? Romana and I did it three times one Wednesday back in Ancient Rome - or was it a Tuesday on Androzani Major?")
10)SHEIKH SURGEON by MEREDITH WEBBER
Mills & Boon Medical Romance
Desert doctor…secret father
Fourteen years ago Dr David Nolan fell madly in love with Sheikh Orac - although he could never be his, for a brief time their passion was intense.
Now David is faced with an emergency and is forced to seek him out. He journeys to the cosmopolitan oasis city where Orac is now a successful surgeon. He is the only man who can save his son’s life. Not because of his skill - but because Orac is Patrick’s father…
(Don't worry, Orac. He will find you! He will always find you... ;-p)
283) The Ninja Vampire’s Girl - Michele Hauf (M&B Nocturne Bites)
Gene Hunt has a taste for adventure - enough to risk stealing a halo from a Fallen angel to help his sister. But he never imagined his mission would land him in the arms of a scarred - but still dangerously sexy - vampire!
Alistair Lethbridge-Stewart is on his own quest to hunt a Fallen angel, and will do whatever it takes to win... including bite the interfering Gene. Even if it joins them by an erotic bond that warms both vampire and mortal's blood with desire...
243) Captured Countess by Ann Lethbridge
Never trust a spy!
River Song, the Countess Vilandry, is on a dangerous mission - to lure fellow spy Belle into bed and into revealing her true loyalties. With such sensual games at play and such strong sensations awakened, suddenly River's dangerously close to exposing her real identity.
Belle knows that the countess has been sent to seduce her. The only question is to what end? She's never met such a captivating woman - and she's determined to enjoy every seductive second she spends as her very willing captive!
53)NOTHING BUT THE BEST by KRISTIN HARDY
When a gang of twenty-something men got together, women are always on the menu!
When a chance encounter with a mysterious sexy stranger leads to a night he’ll never forget. Independent Vila Restal can’t believe his luck. Until the morning after, when the woman in his bed turns into his company’s newest, sleekest executive. Not to mention he’ll be working with her to bring his latest, hippest designer clothing venture to life.
Servalan can’t believe her bad luck. Hitting the sheets with the boss’s son isn’t the smartest move she’s ever made. Or is it? Vila’s handsome, smart, sensual - there’s no lying about that. But he's used to the best..of everything, even women. Especially women. Can Servalan measure up?
351) LETTING GO - Megan Hart
Alistair Lethbridge-Stewart goes to the same bar every night and orders the same drink: a whiskey, neat. He doesn't drink it, though. Clara Oswald the bartender notices the handsome, sad man who keeps to himself. Until one night when he lets go and lets her in.
And after that, Clara has only one mission - to show him one night is only the beginning...
289) Dicing with the Dangerous Lord by Margaret McPhee
Victoria Waterfield is London's most sought-after actress, darling of the demimonde and every nobleman's desire. But she's about to face her toughest role yet - seducing a confession from the devilishly handsome and very dangerous Lord Carnell to bring her father's murderess to justice.
Shee might have the whole of London fooled, but Carnell can see through Victoria's ardent attempts to persuade him to open up. His past is murky, but he's no criminal. Her interest in him has Carnell intrigued - he might just have to play Victoria at her own seductive game….
And in things that will probably only amuse me (I was playing with my Obscure 1960s edition of the generator):
296) His Untamed Innocent by Sara Craven
Georgina Jones is pleasantly surprised to find a strange male in her company apartment - wearing a bath towel! She isn't interested in Colin Townley's sob story. She's late for a house party and he'll be perfect as her ready-made date!
Colin's completely bewildered.... He thought pretending to be a loving couple would be easy, but the chemistry between him and Georgie is explosive! He's also left with no doubt that what Georgie wants, she gets, and it seems she wants him - badly. How can he, inexperienced and nervous, handle her lethal brand of dark desire?
Obv. this should be with Adam, but this also works well. :-D
(This post brought to you by the need for Brain Bleach.)
Crossposted from Dreamwidth -- Comments there: