Not all that unlike the 15 characters, except the questions come with the meme. (And make it sound like this is some sort of brain-breaking Doctor/Doctor slashfest. 0_o)
Pick 12 characters from any fandoms and list them before you read the questions that follow.
1. Silver (S&S)
2. Frank Marker (Public Eye)
3. Orac (B7)
4. Cora Mills (OUaT)
5. Belle (OUaT)
6. Servalan (B7)
7. Kathryn Janeway (ST: Voyager)
8. Charles Vaughan (Survivors 1975)
9. Clara Oswald (DW)
10. Eleventh Doctor (DW)
11. Leela (DW)
12. Vila Restal (B7)
Have you ever read a 6 [Servalan] and 11 [Leela] fic?
No, but I'm pretty sure I would if I found one.
Do you think 4 [Cora] is hot?
Well, probably? Mostly I think she's cool. ;-p
What would happen if 12 [Vila] got 8 [Charles Vaughan] pregnant?
LOL, I swear I did not cheat to get this! (Charles is the character in Survivors who is initially much, much too keen for all the women to get pregnant and repopulate the Earth.) So, obviously, surviving scientists have been working on the repopulation issue and Charles, being so keen, has naturally volunteered to be a guinea pig! What Vila is doing there, donating sperm or whatever, I have no idea, but it was probably Orac's fault. Probably what would happen next is that it would turn out to be unsuccessful and people would die. Again.
Can you rec any fics about 9?
Clara? I should think so. *heads off to check my bookmarks*
Clarification by Prochytes
Everything But the Kitchen Sink by netgirl_y2k
All Maps Welcome by Kaydee Falls
Ghost Girl by nancy brown
I'll have to come to you by honeynoir
Got a whole bunch more, but this is a meme not a recs post.
Would 2 [Frank Marker] and 6 [Servalan] make a good couple?
No. Even aside from the fact that Servalan's liable to terminate a relationship by killing someone, no. Never. She's evil and supremely glamorous while he's not in favour of evil people and not in the least bit glamorous - and I don't think it would be a case of opposites attract. Frank would run, and even then it might be too late...
Would 5 [Belle] and 9 [Clara]?
I don't see why not. Well, apart from Rumplestiltskin being around, but assuming otherwise, it's definitely got potential.
Would 5 [Belle] and 10 [Eleventh Doctor]?
Er, so this is a threesome, right? Some AU where Clara and Eleven run off with Belle in the TARDIS and all like each other and libraries and books very much together? I don't see Eleven and Belle being quite as good a match as Belle and Clara, though.
(Also, meme, what are you, the internet fictional dating agency?)
Make up a summary for a 3[Orac]/10[Eleven] fic.
Orac had never risked letting anyone else get as tangled up in his circuits as he did with the Doctor, but then nobody else had propositioned him with a sonic screwdriver before...
Is there any such thing as 1[Silver]/8 [Charles Vaughan] fluff?
No. There isn't. I haven't scoured all the corners of the internet to check, but it's just not going to be a thing. Trust me.
Suggest a title for a 7 [Janeway]/12 [Vila] hurt/comfort fic.
But titles are hard! *thinks* The Captain's Thief? (I think I've been playing too much with the Mills & Boon random generator.)
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four [Cora] to deflower One [Silver]?
(Deflower, meme? Seriously?) Also... aside from the question of whether or not this is physically even possible with an Element this one is presumably a Miller's Daughter AU in which Silver teaches Cora how to spin straw into gold, because... obviously he could if he wanted. (It'd play havoc with canon, though, but maybe canon is a Terribly Wrong Timeline and that's why Silver's there. Storybrooke shouldn't be in our world, after all, should it?)
Does anyone on your flist read Seven [Kathryn Janeway] slash?
I'm pretty sure they do. :-)
Does anyone on your flist read Three [Orac] het?
I'm sure they would if it existed. A lot of us would, just for the sheer novelty value, probably.
Does anyone on your flist write or draw Eleven [Leela]?
Yes. Not as much as some DW characters, but yes.
What might Ten [Eleven] scream at a moment of great passion?
Geronimo?? 0_o
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight [Charles Vaughan], which song would you choose?
Well, I wouldn't, and I don't want to think about it, but probably something old-fashioned and sexist that mentions settling down and raising a family together.
If you wrote a One[Silver]/Six [Servalan]/Twelve [Vila] fic, what would the warnings be?
Elemental Weirdness, Death Threats, Crack, Aliens Made Them Do It.
What might be a good pick up line for Two [Frank Marker] to use on Ten [Eleven]?
I can't see it ever being used as a pick up line between those two, but I should think "Fancy a cup of tea?" would do nicely to get things going.
What was the last time you read fic about Five [Belle]?
I'm not entirely sure. I went on a OUaT fic hunt after finishing S3, but I'm not sure how much Belle I read. Probably something, though. So a few weeks ago?
What is Six's [Servalan's] super-sekrit kink?
I don't think she bothers to keep her kinks secret, frankly. We know what they are.
Would Eleven [Leela] shag Nine [Clara]? Drunk or sober?
It's possible, I suppose. Probably more likely slightly drunk than sober, though.
If Three [Orac] and Seven [Janeway] get together, who tops?
Dear meme, I don't think that's the question anyone would be asking at that point.
How would you feel if Seven [Janeway]/Eight [Charles Vaughan] was canon?
Extremely bemused to say the least.
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