It felt like time for a foolish meme...

[lost_spook]

So I resurrected this one:

Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return (and if inspired), I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

If (things being what they are), snippets don't happen, I will at least describe the fic, possibly even with some slight commentary or reviews - or something*waits in trepidation

Comments

[persiflage_1]

*snorts* Oh you've asked for it!

1 - Explicit Brig/Liz/Three fic - one of those jolly old "Snowed in" trope fics.

2 - Explicit Eight/Martha fic - he runs into her during the Year That Never Was, and gives her a night she'll never forget.

3 - Explicit Harry/Ruth fic - they get tiddly and amorous and end up in bed together just a few days before Ruth's killed.

[lost_spook]

snorts* Oh you've asked for it!

So I did. And you're right, those are all things I would never write... *goes off to attempt a snippet of one nevertheless*

[persiflage_1]

*laughs* Good luck!

[lolmac]

LMAO -- my brain went exactly where Persiflage's did.

So, clearly, I'll have to up the ante and make it even more impossible!

Blake's 7 -- the orgy!fic -- bonus points for alien sex pollen (since Aliens Made Them Do It is actually CANON)

David Collings' guest appearance on Spongebob Squarepants (I'm assuming that you've never seen Spongebob Squarepants. That's the point.)

Explicit RPF: David Tennant and Hugh Laurie getting it on backstage during a Doctor Who/House, MD crossover special

Bwahahaha!!!!

[lost_spook]

LMAO -- my brain went exactly where Persiflage's did.

*shakes head at both of you*

I kind of think the spirit of the meme is to find things you think I could write but never would, not actually things I literally couldn't write. I will do my best to provide a short snippet of one of the above, which has to be the B7 one, because, yeah, you got me, I don't even know enough to write an excerpt of anything involving Spongebob!

;-p

ETA: Congratulations, I see you've got that evil laugh down to perfection these days.

[lolmac]

Actually, I was just hoping for brief descriptions . . . because I'm betting you would find ways to subvert the prompt.

Something like this:

David Collings casually leaned against the doorpost. "Hello, Spongebob."

See? That wasn't so hard, was it? :P

[lost_spook]

David Collings casually leaned against the doorpost. "Hello, Spongebob."

:-D

(So if I wait here for long enough, you'll write them for me? :loL:)

[jaxomsride]

A Mary Sue Blake's 7 / My little pony crossover.

Once Upon a Time : If other stories are true then Alien Predators roam the woods.

Blake/Avon Vampire and werewolf AU Explicit - Prompt Mixing the breeds.

[lost_spook]

:lol: Yes, I am fairly unlikely to write any of those, it's true...

[john_amend_all]

I think I'd better avoid adult-rated suggestions; I couldn't hope to compete with the ones above. How about:

1. Polly's unfaithful to Ben, or vice versa (Presumably, the wronged party would then hire Frank Marker to gather the evidence for the divorce).
2. A Sapphire and Steel boarding school or other mundane AU which actually is an AU, not Time's latest fiendish trap.
3. A fic in which the brave, saintly Richard III defeats the villainous usurper Henry Tudor, thanks to the help of Nat, Tilly and time-travelling Ricardians.

(I'm positive you'd never write "Silver is secretly on the side of evil and poisons innocent people for fun", but I thought using that as one of the three prompts would be cruel).

[lost_spook]

A Sapphire and Steel boarding school or other mundane AU which actually is an AU, not Time's latest fiendish trap.

The Genre Mixer generator I got a load of Element prompts was actually really insistent about a boarding school AU at one time. I actually collected all the prompts together, because the idea appealed. So, that's actually thing it's crossed my head to write. But only because of the random generator. ;-)

A fic in which the brave, saintly Richard III defeats the villainous usurper Henry Tudor, thanks to the help of Nat, Tilly and time-travelling Ricardians.

It is, I have to say, very hard to imagine Tilly approving of time-travelling anyones, especially devoted Ricardians. Even less of changing the timeline.

[lolmac]

Sapphire and Steel boarding school or other mundane AU which actually is an AU, not Time's latest fiendish trap.

This is DIABOLICALLY FIENDISH.

[sallymn]

I thought I'd be different.... and give you titles from some rather evil B-Movie generators I found :) You can change the fandom if you want :)

The Night She Became a Man-eating Ghost (Ummm... Jeeves and Wooster? No?)

Revenge of the Cursed Worms from Outer Space (Doctor Who, gotta be)

...and one I adapted from what they gave me...
Carry On Killer Clowns

[lost_spook]

:loL:

Revenge of the Cursed Worms from Outer Space (Doctor Who, gotta be)

Surely this is just business as usual? :-D