Unconventional Courtship

[lost_spook]

I was, btw, definitely not signing up for

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[john_amend_all]

I suppose there might be fiery kisses if it was an AU where all the characters are dragons. Or Balrogs.

[lost_spook]

Good point.

1)THE VIRGIN'S SEDUCTION by ANNE MATHER

Smaug’s life might be quiet, and lived in a secluded [mountain] village, but that’s essential if he’s to put his turbulent past behind him. However, his new-found stability is threatened with the arrival of a Balrog...

The Balrog is tall, dark and...dangerous - and he wants virginal Smaug. His touch leaves Smaug aching for more, but he knows he’d be playing with fire. And there are just some things that he can’t tell him without opening a can of worms.

But how long can he resist the Balrog’s brand of searing, exotic seduction...?

(SORRY.)

[john_amend_all]

LOL!

Write it! I daaaare you.

[swordznsorcery]

So do I. ;)

[lost_spook]

*has always happily ignored dares*

(Well, unless I wanted not to, obviously. Someone should probably write it, though. I don't know whether the perfect summary just happened to be #1, or if I should worry that I could easily adapt the first summary I saw to Dragon/Balrog romance.)