Of course, it's not only the Simm Master who likes to tell stories at the creche. All sorts of characters have been roped in, either by Izzy, or trying to carry out some evil plot.
Other narrators (1)
Barbara - Izzy asks the most sensible person she can think of to tell the children a classic story. She was thinking Winnie-the-Pooh, but Barbara tried Pride and Prejudice.
This came about because a) I'm insane; b) Sarah was born to be Elizabeth Bennet and Harry was obviously Mr Bingley. The only trouble with this was that the cast list soon became inhabited by UNIT-era Who characters and that left only one logical candidate for Mr Darcy, but it came as a shock to him, everyone else involved (and me, for that matter).
(Please note I wasn't clear about which chapters should get archived, so I'll have to link to each part separately, otherwise Part 1 doesn't have the obvious joke. It still should be better, though).
Part One:
http://groups.google.co.uk/group/alt.drwho.creative/browse_frm/thread/9eb05fbcb889aa0a/4ca08fa7a8de022b?hl=en&lnk=gst&q=pride+petulance#4ca08fa7a8de022b Part Two:
http://www.ttrarchive.com/prideandpetulance2.html Part Three:
http://www.ttrarchive.com/prideandpetulance3.html Part Four:
http://www.ttrarchive.com/prideandpetulance4.html Part Five:
http://groups.google.co.uk/group/alt.drwho.creative/browse_frm/thread/9a92d925831eb56/82cd55e7c428b356?hl=en&lnk=gst&q=pride+petulance#82cd55e7c428b356 Part Six:
http://www.ttrarchive.com/prideandpetulance6.html With sincere apologies to both the Brigadier and Jane Austen.