"She mustn't get angry or upset... where's Mr Brittas?"
Back to being really obscure again (sorry)...
Day Seventeen: Laura Lancing (Julia St John)
Laura [on Mr Brittas being hypnotised]: I don't suppose you're allowed to do anything to him while he's like this.
Hypnotist: Medical ethics...
Laura: It's just I've always had this fantasy about what it would be like if he was different.
Laura is awesome. She may be deputy manager of a leisure centre, but The Brittas Empire Whitbury Leisure Centre is not for the weak, and if Laura can work there and stay sane (which she can), she would be awesome anywhere. Daily, she copes with Mr Brittas (Chris Barrie's other character who causes people to commit suicide when he joins the Samaritans; the one that's not Rimmer) and all that that entails: counselling his wife, interpreting his management style, keeping the body-count from escalating, evacuating the building in case of disaster... She may be stuck in unflattering 90s leisure-wear, but Laura has unmistakable class. She also has this sort of ruthless streak, too...
Even though, this is the sort of thing she has to put up with:
Brittas: Look, there is no need for anyone to think, it's all perfectly simple, I'll go through it one more time. I am the Reverend Horatio Brittas. Laura is Mrs. Brittas, my wife. Colin is me except when he is standing over here with a candle when he is Colin. Tim is Uncle Herbert, Matthew's main Godparent, who'll be joining us from Godalming later. And he and Laura, who is Mark's main Godparent and who in these circumstances is Linda come back and collect the babies from me who is Colin and Mrs. Brittas who is Laura. What could be simpler?
I can't find much to add in the way of recs, for the internets has not fully acknowledged Laura's awesome as she is obscure and British and from a 1990s sitcom. Probably best to check out a Brittas Empire post I made a while back.
However, there was a website with screencaps, so I have managed a few quotes, and some icons:
[talking about Brittas' sponsored silence]
Laura: He's promised not to speak for eight hours...
Carole: Eight hours? How on earth will he do all his managing?
Laura: D'you know, it hasn't made as much difference as you'd have thought?
Laura: So you're not inviting me out for the pleasure of my company?
Brittas: No, no, certainly not... And you get the chance of an evening out which perhaps doesn't happen too often these days?
Laura: It's very hard for a girl to resist an invitation like that, Mr Brittas.
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Laura Icons
(And, when I said Laura managed to stay sane, that's apart from this one thing... Yes, I'm afraid I made disturbing Laura/Brittas icons. Sorry. There was a screencap on the website.)
30 days of Awesome TV Female Characters:
Day One: Soolin (B7)
Day Two: Dayna Mellanby (B7)
Day Three: Michelle of the Resistance (Allo Allo)
Day Four: Beatrice Eliott (House of Eliott)
Day Five: Captain Kathryn Janeway (ST:V)
Day Six: Maddy Magellan (Jonathan Creek)
Day Seven: Lady Mary Crawley (Downton Abbey)
Day Eight: Ros Myers (Spooks)
Day Nine: Servalan (B7)
Day Ten: Anna Thornton-Wilson (Hotel Babylon)
Day Eleven: Winifred Burkle (Angel)
Day Twelve: Isobel Crawley (Downton Abbey)
Day Thirteen: Rani Chandra (SJA)
Day Fourteen: Donna Moss (WW)
Day Fifteen: Lynda Day (Press Gang)
Day Sixteen: Cally (B7)
Day Seventeen: Laura Lancing (Julia St John)
Laura [on Mr Brittas being hypnotised]: I don't suppose you're allowed to do anything to him while he's like this.
Hypnotist: Medical ethics...
Laura: It's just I've always had this fantasy about what it would be like if he was different.
Laura is awesome. She may be deputy manager of a leisure centre, but The Brittas Empire Whitbury Leisure Centre is not for the weak, and if Laura can work there and stay sane (which she can), she would be awesome anywhere. Daily, she copes with Mr Brittas (Chris Barrie's other character who causes people to commit suicide when he joins the Samaritans; the one that's not Rimmer) and all that that entails: counselling his wife, interpreting his management style, keeping the body-count from escalating, evacuating the building in case of disaster... She may be stuck in unflattering 90s leisure-wear, but Laura has unmistakable class. She also has this sort of ruthless streak, too...
Even though, this is the sort of thing she has to put up with:
Brittas: Look, there is no need for anyone to think, it's all perfectly simple, I'll go through it one more time. I am the Reverend Horatio Brittas. Laura is Mrs. Brittas, my wife. Colin is me except when he is standing over here with a candle when he is Colin. Tim is Uncle Herbert, Matthew's main Godparent, who'll be joining us from Godalming later. And he and Laura, who is Mark's main Godparent and who in these circumstances is Linda come back and collect the babies from me who is Colin and Mrs. Brittas who is Laura. What could be simpler?
I can't find much to add in the way of recs, for the internets has not fully acknowledged Laura's awesome as she is obscure and British and from a 1990s sitcom. Probably best to check out a Brittas Empire post I made a while back.
However, there was a website with screencaps, so I have managed a few quotes, and some icons:
[talking about Brittas' sponsored silence]
Laura: He's promised not to speak for eight hours...
Carole: Eight hours? How on earth will he do all his managing?
Laura: D'you know, it hasn't made as much difference as you'd have thought?
Laura: So you're not inviting me out for the pleasure of my company?
Brittas: No, no, certainly not... And you get the chance of an evening out which perhaps doesn't happen too often these days?
Laura: It's very hard for a girl to resist an invitation like that, Mr Brittas.
*
Laura Icons
(And, when I said Laura managed to stay sane, that's apart from this one thing... Yes, I'm afraid I made disturbing Laura/Brittas icons. Sorry. There was a screencap on the website.)
30 days of Awesome TV Female Characters:
Day One: Soolin (B7)
Day Two: Dayna Mellanby (B7)
Day Three: Michelle of the Resistance (Allo Allo)
Day Four: Beatrice Eliott (House of Eliott)
Day Five: Captain Kathryn Janeway (ST:V)
Day Six: Maddy Magellan (Jonathan Creek)
Day Seven: Lady Mary Crawley (Downton Abbey)
Day Eight: Ros Myers (Spooks)
Day Nine: Servalan (B7)
Day Ten: Anna Thornton-Wilson (Hotel Babylon)
Day Eleven: Winifred Burkle (Angel)
Day Twelve: Isobel Crawley (Downton Abbey)
Day Thirteen: Rani Chandra (SJA)
Day Fourteen: Donna Moss (WW)
Day Fifteen: Lynda Day (Press Gang)
Day Sixteen: Cally (B7)