Talk Like A Pirate
Courtesy of emerald_happy, who pointed me in the direction of an English-Pirate translator:
I ran Ten Times the Doctor Got Hitched through it, resulting in bizarre pirate fic HERE
Cheered me up, anyway...
Edit: On a similar (ish) note, just found that the Random Pairing Generator now does Threesomes. And if I take it as general ingredients of a fic rather than literal shippage, there's even more possibilities for strange fic.
I ran Ten Times the Doctor Got Hitched through it, resulting in bizarre pirate fic HERE
Cheered me up, anyway...
Edit: On a similar (ish) note, just found that the Random Pairing Generator now does Threesomes. And if I take it as general ingredients of a fic rather than literal shippage, there's even more possibilities for strange fic.