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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I gave bloody_spiked a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last week I bought porn for mental_mouse (-10 points). Last Tuesday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Thursday I gave 12labors a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In August I gave dual_dionysos a Dutch Oven (-10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (725 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!
Sincerely,
lost_spiritus