Happy Almost Birthday Greasy
Title: Things get weird, then they get weirder
Pairing,Character(s): Read to find out
Rating: PG-13 ?
Summary: Three pairs get sent to a magical room
Note: Yeah I wanted to give this to you on your real bday but I can't wait. I'm luling too hard for you not to read it now. Should have probably waited to write it til it was closer to the 6th but oh well. I only reread twice so there might be typos, bite me =P
Note 2: Highly doubt anyone will fully understand this other than Greasy. I also forgot the log in for my fic journal /fail
The room was a bright almost blinding yellow. The room was square and windowless as well as door-less. There was no way in. There was no way out. In the room sat six antique chairs with high backs. The chairs looked terribly uncomfortable. On the wall hung a white board, with a couple colorful dry erase markers attached along the edges. And that was it. Besides those few items the jazzy room was bare.
A sudden whoosh of rainbow glittered air filled the room and just like that the six empty chairs were filled with six drowsy bodies. The bodies started to come too and took in their surroundings.
"Where the heck are we." The sole girl in the room asked. "And who the heck are you all, well you know besides Justin. I know who you are." She gave the boy a small glare.
"I'd hope." The boy siting next to her said sarcastically.
"Shut up!" She gave him a playful punch on the arm.
The room once again filled with the sickeningly cute air and with it brought a man in a very tight suit. He stood for a minute taking in the others before turning and walking up to the white board carefully choosing a marker in a neon shade of purple and started to write.
"Welcome gentlemen and lady." He turned and gave a odd wink to the only girl in the room. "I'm Dr. Collins and you have all been brought here today for one reason." His tongue darted out to wet his lower lip before he turned and pointed with a pointer that came out of nowhere to the board he had finished writing on.
Incest Subtext Prevention Training!
"Incest?" A boy with a British accent questioned.
"Yes, Mr. Pevensie incest." The doctor replied doing air quotes while awkwardly holding his magical pointer. "You have all been brought here for the same reason. You all give off a creepy incest vibes that makes fangirls go crazy. That is not good. We already had the likes of V.C. Andrews screwing with the minds of young girls for years. We don't need you all "fudging" them up further." He once again did the air quotes but this time added a odd smile with it.
The six people sat wide eyed staring at the creepy man.
"Is this a dream or are you the damn trickster again?" Asked the one who looked like a puppy.
"Incest?" Asked the younger British boy again.
Laughing was the only reply that came from the girl.
"Alex shut up this is weird, I think we may be in danger or something I don't know. I'm very confused." Said the boy who we now know as Justin.
"You look kinda familiar." Said the green eyed one sitting next to the puppy.
The other boy looked too confused to speak so Dr. Collins cleared his throat and started. "No this is not a dream. No I'm not the 'trickster'." Again with the air quotes. "Yes incest, please think of a new question young man. Do not laugh young lady this is serious. Do not worry, you are not in any danger. We have never met before." He finished with another creepy wink directed at the green eyed one.
"Now lets go around the room and introduce ourselves shall we? I think we shall." He pointed his magical pointer at the boy who had not yet spoken.
"Me?" He asked shakily.
"Yes you, the pointer was pointed at you no?" The question was followed by what some might call a cute head tilt. "Yes, it was so go ahead." A quick tongue dart followed that.
"I'm Peter Pevensie, I'm from Finchley." The boy said quivering ever so slightly.
"Thank you. Now lets all welcome Peter please." The doctor said twirling his pointer around. The group looked back at them as if they were about to ask if he was kidding. "Just do it please." A fake grin was placed on his face.
"Welcome Peter." The group greeted him confusedly.
"Are we all alcoholics?" The girl we know as Alex asked jokingly.
"No! You are not 'alcoholics'." Again with the air quoting. "You all have problems with keeping your sibling relationships looking platonic to outsiders. Now please keep going.
The boy next to Peter spoke "I'm Edmund Pevensie, also from Finchley." He had a smug on his face.
"Welcome Edward."
"Wait that's not my..."
"Next please." Dr. Collins said moving his pointer to the next person.
"Um I'm Dean Winchester and I'm from nowhere." He gave a smile that had the whole group swooning.
"Welcome Dean." They welcomed him with much more gusto then they had with the Pevensies.
"I guess it's my turn. I'm Sam Winchester, also from nowhere." He nervously moved his bangs behind his ears.
"Welcome Sam."
"I'm Justin Russo, I'm from New York. I'm also the president of my class." He gave a cocky smile as he finished.
Jabbing her elbow into his ribs "I think you could have left that last bit off." Alex started to laugh right when there was a loud clap beside her.
A stack of books that had not been there before laid in a heap next to her. Dr. Collins had sweat on his brow and looked angry. "Damn it you two!" He screamed in a dramatic fashion. "No touching, no giggling!" He wiped the sweat away with a lavender handkerchief he had pulled from his pocket in a magician-ie way.
"Okay whatever spaz." Alex again tried to laugh but was once again interrupted by slamming books. "What's with the books?" She asked with a raised eyebrow.
He ran the short distance to stand in front of her chair, slamming his hands down onto the arms of the chair, leaning in really close so his nose touched hers. "Damn it! Would you please take this serious!" Spit came flying out of his mouth onto her face.
"Fine! Fine whatever just stop spitting on me." She tried to push him away but his grip was tight. He fixed his eyes on hers for a moment. "Alright just so long as we're clear." He let go and stood back up straight. Fixing his hair that hadn't been messed up. "Now if you would please tell us all your name."
The group all once again sat wide eyed.
"What a *BLEEP* freak show!" Dean laughed. Surprised to find the curse had been bleeped as it came out of his mouth. He soon regretted saying anything as the spazzy doctor sprung his way over to him to recreate the scene he had just been mocking.
With his sweaty nose pressed against the demon hunter's the doctor screamed. "There will be no swearing...in...this...room!" Spit once again fly out of the crazy man's mouth. "Are we clear?"
"Sure buddy, sure." Dean locked eyes with the doctor, he was quiet sure he knew this man. Well not this crazy guy but his body/face. Yeah, he knew this guy.
Standing back up the man did a Wonkaish twirl thing and pointed his pointer at the girl again. "If you could just tell us your name we can finally move onto the lessons."
"I'm Al-ex Rus-so, I'm also from New York." She spoke slowly.
"Good." He brought his hands together as if he was going to pray and bent his bottom as if he were going to sit down. With a poof a desk popped out of nowhere was placed perfectly for his butt to rest on the corner of. "Now that we've all met it's time to start our 'lessons'." You could guess what he did there.
"Lesson one, hugging." He stood and as he did the desk disappeared. "Now 'hugs' (yes he did it again) between siblings should be quick and normally one armed, unless someone died then it is acceptable to use both arms and really give a tight embrace. I'd like you each to stand up and give your sib a hug." As he finished he gave himself a closed eyed hug.
No one stood, they sat there more confused than ever. "Stand up!." While still hugging himself he opened one eye to make sure they all stood up.
As they did. "Good, okay now I want you each to hug your sib."
Edmund and Peter gave each other a quick one armed hug. "Good, very good Peter and Edward." The doctor said as he removed his arms from around himself.
"My name isn..."
Cutting poor Edmund off once again. "Now Dean and Sam please go ahead."
Peter placed his hand on his younger brother's shoulder. "It's alright Ed." He gave a gentle squeeze and a soft smile which Edmund returned.
"I don't wanna hug..." Before Dean was able to finish his protest a book went flying across the bright room nearly missing the blonde British boys head. The doctor jumped in a cat like fashion to pin the young man against the wall. He held his arms above his head. The young man hadn't been this afraid since the days of the White Witch.
"What the eff was that? Do you have any idea what you just did?" The doctor was screaming, his voice echoing slightly. "Do you know how much squee that little scene would have just come from fangirls had they seen it. Squee Peter! Squee! They would have gifed that, iconed it, manipulated it to look like some kinky smut for a fanvideo! My God Peter!" At this point there were tears forming in the doctors eyes and Peter feared he might wet himself. "My God! You are a son of Adam. Adam! The Ad..."
"Aren't we all children of Adam?" Alex asked not so innocently.
The doctors head turned fully around so he was now facing Alex, who had gone white. "Your jokes are not needed Ms. Russo."
Turning his head back, which was probably even creepier then when it had original turned. The tears started to fall as he finished. "Peter, Peter my boy. We can't have things like that happening again. Do you hear me?"
"Yes, yes of course never again." The British boy spat out. With that the doctor let go and hopped back to the center of the room, his face clean of tears. "Now I believe it's Dean and Sam's turn. Boys if you will."
Dean had seen many scary things in his day, hellhounds, witches, ghosts, vampires. You name it Dean's probably not only seen it but killed it. But this whole thing whatever this was, was scaring the *BLEEP outta him. So instead of trying to get out of it he reached forward and gave Sam a quick manly hug.
"Amazing boys! Truly." The doctor gave a golf clap and then with his pointer which had been noticeable missing pointed at Alex and Justin. "Now this lesson is really for you Russos. While the Pevensies and the Winchesters have had some problems with hugging it's really you two who seem to give hugs out all willy-nilly like."
"What the he..." Alex was interrupted by Justin's death glare that screamed shut up.
"What was that dear?"
"Nothing, nothing never mind." Alex gave her best fake smile that almost always worked on her parents.
Before the doctor could reply Alex moved to give Justin a hopefully right type of hug. As she pulled back she gave him a tiny smile, which was not missed by the doctor. A book hit her square in the back of the head. She turned around fast but before she could say anything he screamed "None of that smiley stuff! Fangirls eat that *BLEEP* up!"
Running his hands through his hair Dr. Collins once again did the butt thing and the desk again appeared. He crossed his legs and bent his arm on his leg so he could rest his chin on it. He sat like that for a long minute. While everyone else sat back down, confused as to if they should be doing something else but also fearing upsetting him. Alex rubbed the back of her head, which was starting to hurt rather bad a little lump had formed. Justin resisted the urge to touch her hand or something, anything to comfort her because he was pretty sure that would not be allowed.
Just as Sammy was about to yawn the doctor stood up, the desk again disappeared as he did so. "Lesson two, saying 'I love you' (again with the air quotes) without making it creepy. Now this one is a hard one. Family members say it all the time. But for you folks it's tough, ever time the words leave your lips you act as if you want to jump the other's bones."
"Gross!" Dean said before he could stop himself.
The doctor walked slowly over to Dean's chair bending slightly and rested his hand on his strong shoulder. "That's correct Dean. It is 'gross'." Yes he did the air quotes again. With that he spun around walked back to the center.
"Now I'd like you all to tell your sib you love them. I want it too be sweet without being creepy. Okay Edward you go first."
Edmund was beyond caring if the crazy man called him the wrong name, at this point he just wanted to wake up from this sunshine nightmare. He turned slightly in his chair to look at his brother, who was rather red in the face. He was pretty sure Peter was either having some sort of attack or fighting the urge to kill this so supposed doctor. He would have laughed at this but he was too tired to find the laughter. "Peter, I love you." He said it like he would say it to his mother. He hoped that was right.
The doctor didn't say anything for a bit, as if he was thinking about it. "That was good. The pause before hand might lead some fangirls to dig deep for other meanings. But it was good enough."
"Sammy if you will."
"I love you man." Sammy said quickly but thoughtfully.
The doctors eyes darted back and forth between the two brothers before finally landing on Sam. "There was no heart in that Sammy. We don't want the fangirls thinking you hate your bro, we just don't want them thinking you'd like to take him up the bum. Please do it again with a little more heart." The doctor said way too sweetly.
"What!?" Sam shouted. "Wait wait you know what, whatever I don't even..." Turning to Dean again he said softer. "You know I love you man."
"Bravo! Sammy bravo!" The doctor gave another golf clap. "Now you Russo's probably shouldn't even try this, you two well...you two are too much."
Alex and Justin were happy not to do the stupid lesson.
The doctor did the bottom/desk thing again. The doctor sure liked to repeat himself. "Lesson three, eyesex. Just don't do it! I've seen each one of your giving your sib eyesex and that is just wrong, just plain wrong! Just try not to make eye contact, locking eyes or looking at the other like a creepier. Okay. Eyesex just don't do it! Remember that."
Everyone looked around at each other. This was all getting very old very fast. Each of them was wondering when this all was going to end right that moment the glitter air appeared again and with it brought a bright orange door. Everyone hoped that meant they would be leaving soon.
"Eyes up front class." The doctor used his magical pointer to tap on the floor. "Lesson four, lesson four is...." The doctor started to laugh as a loud bang came and the new door flew open. There stood Adam Lambert in a tight discoed suit. He had a scary grin on his face. The group looked him over.
The doctor stood and the desk stayed where it was. "Class there is no lesson four. In fact there is no Incest Subtext Prevention Training class. Heck I'm not even a doctor. JK." The doctor was really laughing now, his face looking creepy and charming at the same time. "No, no there's no class. You are all just here to get raped."
"I'M HERE FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT!" Scream Lambert.
-Fin
Happy Early Birthday!
Pairing,Character(s): Read to find out
Rating: PG-13 ?
Summary: Three pairs get sent to a magical room
Note: Yeah I wanted to give this to you on your real bday but I can't wait. I'm luling too hard for you not to read it now. Should have probably waited to write it til it was closer to the 6th but oh well. I only reread twice so there might be typos, bite me =P
Note 2: Highly doubt anyone will fully understand this other than Greasy. I also forgot the log in for my fic journal /fail
The room was a bright almost blinding yellow. The room was square and windowless as well as door-less. There was no way in. There was no way out. In the room sat six antique chairs with high backs. The chairs looked terribly uncomfortable. On the wall hung a white board, with a couple colorful dry erase markers attached along the edges. And that was it. Besides those few items the jazzy room was bare.
A sudden whoosh of rainbow glittered air filled the room and just like that the six empty chairs were filled with six drowsy bodies. The bodies started to come too and took in their surroundings.
"Where the heck are we." The sole girl in the room asked. "And who the heck are you all, well you know besides Justin. I know who you are." She gave the boy a small glare.
"I'd hope." The boy siting next to her said sarcastically.
"Shut up!" She gave him a playful punch on the arm.
The room once again filled with the sickeningly cute air and with it brought a man in a very tight suit. He stood for a minute taking in the others before turning and walking up to the white board carefully choosing a marker in a neon shade of purple and started to write.
"Welcome gentlemen and lady." He turned and gave a odd wink to the only girl in the room. "I'm Dr. Collins and you have all been brought here today for one reason." His tongue darted out to wet his lower lip before he turned and pointed with a pointer that came out of nowhere to the board he had finished writing on.
Incest Subtext Prevention Training!
"Incest?" A boy with a British accent questioned.
"Yes, Mr. Pevensie incest." The doctor replied doing air quotes while awkwardly holding his magical pointer. "You have all been brought here for the same reason. You all give off a creepy incest vibes that makes fangirls go crazy. That is not good. We already had the likes of V.C. Andrews screwing with the minds of young girls for years. We don't need you all "fudging" them up further." He once again did the air quotes but this time added a odd smile with it.
The six people sat wide eyed staring at the creepy man.
"Is this a dream or are you the damn trickster again?" Asked the one who looked like a puppy.
"Incest?" Asked the younger British boy again.
Laughing was the only reply that came from the girl.
"Alex shut up this is weird, I think we may be in danger or something I don't know. I'm very confused." Said the boy who we now know as Justin.
"You look kinda familiar." Said the green eyed one sitting next to the puppy.
The other boy looked too confused to speak so Dr. Collins cleared his throat and started. "No this is not a dream. No I'm not the 'trickster'." Again with the air quotes. "Yes incest, please think of a new question young man. Do not laugh young lady this is serious. Do not worry, you are not in any danger. We have never met before." He finished with another creepy wink directed at the green eyed one.
"Now lets go around the room and introduce ourselves shall we? I think we shall." He pointed his magical pointer at the boy who had not yet spoken.
"Me?" He asked shakily.
"Yes you, the pointer was pointed at you no?" The question was followed by what some might call a cute head tilt. "Yes, it was so go ahead." A quick tongue dart followed that.
"I'm Peter Pevensie, I'm from Finchley." The boy said quivering ever so slightly.
"Thank you. Now lets all welcome Peter please." The doctor said twirling his pointer around. The group looked back at them as if they were about to ask if he was kidding. "Just do it please." A fake grin was placed on his face.
"Welcome Peter." The group greeted him confusedly.
"Are we all alcoholics?" The girl we know as Alex asked jokingly.
"No! You are not 'alcoholics'." Again with the air quoting. "You all have problems with keeping your sibling relationships looking platonic to outsiders. Now please keep going.
The boy next to Peter spoke "I'm Edmund Pevensie, also from Finchley." He had a smug on his face.
"Welcome Edward."
"Wait that's not my..."
"Next please." Dr. Collins said moving his pointer to the next person.
"Um I'm Dean Winchester and I'm from nowhere." He gave a smile that had the whole group swooning.
"Welcome Dean." They welcomed him with much more gusto then they had with the Pevensies.
"I guess it's my turn. I'm Sam Winchester, also from nowhere." He nervously moved his bangs behind his ears.
"Welcome Sam."
"I'm Justin Russo, I'm from New York. I'm also the president of my class." He gave a cocky smile as he finished.
Jabbing her elbow into his ribs "I think you could have left that last bit off." Alex started to laugh right when there was a loud clap beside her.
A stack of books that had not been there before laid in a heap next to her. Dr. Collins had sweat on his brow and looked angry. "Damn it you two!" He screamed in a dramatic fashion. "No touching, no giggling!" He wiped the sweat away with a lavender handkerchief he had pulled from his pocket in a magician-ie way.
"Okay whatever spaz." Alex again tried to laugh but was once again interrupted by slamming books. "What's with the books?" She asked with a raised eyebrow.
He ran the short distance to stand in front of her chair, slamming his hands down onto the arms of the chair, leaning in really close so his nose touched hers. "Damn it! Would you please take this serious!" Spit came flying out of his mouth onto her face.
"Fine! Fine whatever just stop spitting on me." She tried to push him away but his grip was tight. He fixed his eyes on hers for a moment. "Alright just so long as we're clear." He let go and stood back up straight. Fixing his hair that hadn't been messed up. "Now if you would please tell us all your name."
The group all once again sat wide eyed.
"What a *BLEEP* freak show!" Dean laughed. Surprised to find the curse had been bleeped as it came out of his mouth. He soon regretted saying anything as the spazzy doctor sprung his way over to him to recreate the scene he had just been mocking.
With his sweaty nose pressed against the demon hunter's the doctor screamed. "There will be no swearing...in...this...room!" Spit once again fly out of the crazy man's mouth. "Are we clear?"
"Sure buddy, sure." Dean locked eyes with the doctor, he was quiet sure he knew this man. Well not this crazy guy but his body/face. Yeah, he knew this guy.
Standing back up the man did a Wonkaish twirl thing and pointed his pointer at the girl again. "If you could just tell us your name we can finally move onto the lessons."
"I'm Al-ex Rus-so, I'm also from New York." She spoke slowly.
"Good." He brought his hands together as if he was going to pray and bent his bottom as if he were going to sit down. With a poof a desk popped out of nowhere was placed perfectly for his butt to rest on the corner of. "Now that we've all met it's time to start our 'lessons'." You could guess what he did there.
"Lesson one, hugging." He stood and as he did the desk disappeared. "Now 'hugs' (yes he did it again) between siblings should be quick and normally one armed, unless someone died then it is acceptable to use both arms and really give a tight embrace. I'd like you each to stand up and give your sib a hug." As he finished he gave himself a closed eyed hug.
No one stood, they sat there more confused than ever. "Stand up!." While still hugging himself he opened one eye to make sure they all stood up.
As they did. "Good, okay now I want you each to hug your sib."
Edmund and Peter gave each other a quick one armed hug. "Good, very good Peter and Edward." The doctor said as he removed his arms from around himself.
"My name isn..."
Cutting poor Edmund off once again. "Now Dean and Sam please go ahead."
Peter placed his hand on his younger brother's shoulder. "It's alright Ed." He gave a gentle squeeze and a soft smile which Edmund returned.
"I don't wanna hug..." Before Dean was able to finish his protest a book went flying across the bright room nearly missing the blonde British boys head. The doctor jumped in a cat like fashion to pin the young man against the wall. He held his arms above his head. The young man hadn't been this afraid since the days of the White Witch.
"What the eff was that? Do you have any idea what you just did?" The doctor was screaming, his voice echoing slightly. "Do you know how much squee that little scene would have just come from fangirls had they seen it. Squee Peter! Squee! They would have gifed that, iconed it, manipulated it to look like some kinky smut for a fanvideo! My God Peter!" At this point there were tears forming in the doctors eyes and Peter feared he might wet himself. "My God! You are a son of Adam. Adam! The Ad..."
"Aren't we all children of Adam?" Alex asked not so innocently.
The doctors head turned fully around so he was now facing Alex, who had gone white. "Your jokes are not needed Ms. Russo."
Turning his head back, which was probably even creepier then when it had original turned. The tears started to fall as he finished. "Peter, Peter my boy. We can't have things like that happening again. Do you hear me?"
"Yes, yes of course never again." The British boy spat out. With that the doctor let go and hopped back to the center of the room, his face clean of tears. "Now I believe it's Dean and Sam's turn. Boys if you will."
Dean had seen many scary things in his day, hellhounds, witches, ghosts, vampires. You name it Dean's probably not only seen it but killed it. But this whole thing whatever this was, was scaring the *BLEEP outta him. So instead of trying to get out of it he reached forward and gave Sam a quick manly hug.
"Amazing boys! Truly." The doctor gave a golf clap and then with his pointer which had been noticeable missing pointed at Alex and Justin. "Now this lesson is really for you Russos. While the Pevensies and the Winchesters have had some problems with hugging it's really you two who seem to give hugs out all willy-nilly like."
"What the he..." Alex was interrupted by Justin's death glare that screamed shut up.
"What was that dear?"
"Nothing, nothing never mind." Alex gave her best fake smile that almost always worked on her parents.
Before the doctor could reply Alex moved to give Justin a hopefully right type of hug. As she pulled back she gave him a tiny smile, which was not missed by the doctor. A book hit her square in the back of the head. She turned around fast but before she could say anything he screamed "None of that smiley stuff! Fangirls eat that *BLEEP* up!"
Running his hands through his hair Dr. Collins once again did the butt thing and the desk again appeared. He crossed his legs and bent his arm on his leg so he could rest his chin on it. He sat like that for a long minute. While everyone else sat back down, confused as to if they should be doing something else but also fearing upsetting him. Alex rubbed the back of her head, which was starting to hurt rather bad a little lump had formed. Justin resisted the urge to touch her hand or something, anything to comfort her because he was pretty sure that would not be allowed.
Just as Sammy was about to yawn the doctor stood up, the desk again disappeared as he did so. "Lesson two, saying 'I love you' (again with the air quotes) without making it creepy. Now this one is a hard one. Family members say it all the time. But for you folks it's tough, ever time the words leave your lips you act as if you want to jump the other's bones."
"Gross!" Dean said before he could stop himself.
The doctor walked slowly over to Dean's chair bending slightly and rested his hand on his strong shoulder. "That's correct Dean. It is 'gross'." Yes he did the air quotes again. With that he spun around walked back to the center.
"Now I'd like you all to tell your sib you love them. I want it too be sweet without being creepy. Okay Edward you go first."
Edmund was beyond caring if the crazy man called him the wrong name, at this point he just wanted to wake up from this sunshine nightmare. He turned slightly in his chair to look at his brother, who was rather red in the face. He was pretty sure Peter was either having some sort of attack or fighting the urge to kill this so supposed doctor. He would have laughed at this but he was too tired to find the laughter. "Peter, I love you." He said it like he would say it to his mother. He hoped that was right.
The doctor didn't say anything for a bit, as if he was thinking about it. "That was good. The pause before hand might lead some fangirls to dig deep for other meanings. But it was good enough."
"Sammy if you will."
"I love you man." Sammy said quickly but thoughtfully.
The doctors eyes darted back and forth between the two brothers before finally landing on Sam. "There was no heart in that Sammy. We don't want the fangirls thinking you hate your bro, we just don't want them thinking you'd like to take him up the bum. Please do it again with a little more heart." The doctor said way too sweetly.
"What!?" Sam shouted. "Wait wait you know what, whatever I don't even..." Turning to Dean again he said softer. "You know I love you man."
"Bravo! Sammy bravo!" The doctor gave another golf clap. "Now you Russo's probably shouldn't even try this, you two well...you two are too much."
Alex and Justin were happy not to do the stupid lesson.
The doctor did the bottom/desk thing again. The doctor sure liked to repeat himself. "Lesson three, eyesex. Just don't do it! I've seen each one of your giving your sib eyesex and that is just wrong, just plain wrong! Just try not to make eye contact, locking eyes or looking at the other like a creepier. Okay. Eyesex just don't do it! Remember that."
Everyone looked around at each other. This was all getting very old very fast. Each of them was wondering when this all was going to end right that moment the glitter air appeared again and with it brought a bright orange door. Everyone hoped that meant they would be leaving soon.
"Eyes up front class." The doctor used his magical pointer to tap on the floor. "Lesson four, lesson four is...." The doctor started to laugh as a loud bang came and the new door flew open. There stood Adam Lambert in a tight discoed suit. He had a scary grin on his face. The group looked him over.
The doctor stood and the desk stayed where it was. "Class there is no lesson four. In fact there is no Incest Subtext Prevention Training class. Heck I'm not even a doctor. JK." The doctor was really laughing now, his face looking creepy and charming at the same time. "No, no there's no class. You are all just here to get raped."
"I'M HERE FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT!" Scream Lambert.
-Fin
Happy Early Birthday!