Sep 17, 2006 12:05
im only going to type this once. but its a goodie
last night while waiting for lucas to get off work at billabong the phone rang. lucas answered it, it was for this manager Sammie, "is it a man?" sammie asked? "no lucas wispered", then she took off with the phone conversation. the store was quite busy, people in an out. when Sammie was done the phone conversation. turned to lucas and laughed" Is it a man? hahah why do i always ask that?" hahah laughs all around. Then a group of older people leave the store , Sammie turns to them " Have a good night guys" , But one lady hesitates as she leaves, turns to Sammie with the most possible meanest look on her face " What was the joke?" "It wasnt really funny?" Sammie is on the phone with someone else, shaking her head at the customer, with puzzled expression, cause quite frankly no one know what was wrong with this lady. " I dont understand, can you please explain" Sammie said as the Unhappy camper left the store. Sammie even walked outside trying to find her to figure out what was wrong, looking all down the street for her. What the fuck was that all about?? what a crusty lady. right? wrong, after some deliberating, lucas came up with the theroy that the lady that was with the unhappy camper had some facial disfigurement, which i guess she did, and that she was standing up for her, cause she thought we were making fun of her..... WRONG
the next day that unhappy camper comes into the store. comming to complain about the unhappy encounter she had at the store. GUESS WHAT SHE WAS A MAN, she had a sex change and was sooo offended because she thought we were refering to her. WHAT FUCKING LUCK!!! hahah soooo funny and the bad part was "she" wouldnt listen to the explanation at all she was huffing furrious.