A bit of fiction

Mar 13, 2011 01:36

A woman came up to me today. She was *very* pretty.

"What's minute is it?" she inquired.

I was perplexed.

Perplexed with this most peculiar request, I replied. "It's almost 1."

"No what *minute* is it?" she insisted.

"It's 53 minutes past the hour, Why?" I replied.

She was dismayed.

"Crap."

And she vanished in a puff.

Shame. She was *very* pretty.

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