Can she get sued for this?
Those who know me know well that I usually refrain from giving away my personal life on this online journal system, but it's my rule and I can break it anytime I wish.
And I wish to break it now to brag about how hot my girlfriend is.
She left the concert tonight briefly to scamper on over to the McDonald's in the same parking lot as the venue to get a drink of sorts. On her way there her magic permeated, and some guy who was driving by caught a glimpse of her and fell under the spell, unable to tear his eyes away from her.
And he hit another car.
I asked Karla when she returned what form of beverage takes 25 minutes to purchase, and she responded in her usual nonchalance...
"I caused an auto accident."
I have thus been inspired to write a song in the braggadocious style of urban street poetry. I think I shall call it "Chal' Boo." And here it is:
"Yo yo yo
Diggity dog in da hizouse
My girlfriend crashes cars
Jiggity wiggity iggity mizouse."
Take that, subspace.
And I wish to break it now to brag about how hot my girlfriend is.
She left the concert tonight briefly to scamper on over to the McDonald's in the same parking lot as the venue to get a drink of sorts. On her way there her magic permeated, and some guy who was driving by caught a glimpse of her and fell under the spell, unable to tear his eyes away from her.
And he hit another car.
I asked Karla when she returned what form of beverage takes 25 minutes to purchase, and she responded in her usual nonchalance...
"I caused an auto accident."
I have thus been inspired to write a song in the braggadocious style of urban street poetry. I think I shall call it "Chal' Boo." And here it is:
"Yo yo yo
Diggity dog in da hizouse
My girlfriend crashes cars
Jiggity wiggity iggity mizouse."
Take that, subspace.