Apr 01, 2004 16:19
wussup mah LJ peoplez?! nuttin here jus chillaxin. nuttin much happend today,jus skool,so lemme jus highlight on wut happend today.
`1st bLoCk - i chylled wit mah hOmebOi ben,n mah hOmegurl staija,n we were jus sittin there talkin bOut stupid shyt,cuz derz nuttin else ta do in dat class,cuz we hardly eva do ANYTHING! i think das why i lOve it sO much. lol. den ben started buckin hiz head on mah shOulder! lmao.. he'z a dum ass. n dat shyt hurt too. im lyke dam ben stop,n he jus kept on dOin it. so i gOt mad n we started fightin. lol. den he pushed me out tha dOor n lOcked me outta class,n i saw dis gurl standin out there,waitin fuh sum1 ta open tha band rOom doOr. sO i knOcked on tha chOrus rOom doOr,n ben opened it n pulled me in class. den he saw that tha gurl wuz still standin out there waitin fuh sum1 ta open tha band rOom. so he gOez "yOu still waitin for it tO be opened?" n shez lyke "yea". den hiz dum ass banged on tha band rOom dOor n hurried up n came bak into our class whyle sayin "hey it wuznt me",then he slammed our door,whyle tha gurl wuz lookin lyke "hey,whyd u do that". so i jus busted out laufin. den he opened tha dOor agen,n her ass wuz gOne! LMAO! dat shyt wuz so funny! she jus dipped cuz she wuz afraid fuh sum1 ta think she knOcked lyke dat! LMAO. sO afta crackin up fuh a lOng periOd of tyme..me,ben,staija,n dis haitian gurl (no offense ta haitianz..i jus dunt knO her name lol)..started havin a cOnversatiOn abOut yOung femalez,dat have grOwn ass wOmen bOdiez. so ben started tellin us hOw hiz 18 yr. old hOmebOi wuz hOlla-in at dis 12 yr. old cuz he thOught she wuz lyke 17,den wen dey started talkin tO her,she sOunded lyke she wuz 8! lol. buh tha nastii part iz,hiz bOi wuz still tryna hOlla! (talk abOut desperate! lmao). n tha gurl wuz lyke o i lyke older bOiz anyway...so ben jus hadda drag hiz hOmebOi away frum tha gurl,cuz dat wuz jus wrOng! lol. sO afta that,ben wuz lOokin at tha haitian gurl,n he gOez "u gOt a bOdy...well actually u gOt bOoty"...so tha haitian gurl didnt hear him ryte,n she gOez "wut bytch? im nOt a puta...yO mOmma a puta!"...LMAO!!!! hahaha,i wuz laufin SO hard! n den dey both started dis "yO mOmma" war till tha bell rung. lol.
`LuNcH - well lunch wuz kinda embarrassin fuh me lol. see i wuz standin in lyne ta get muh pizza ryte..den brandOn came ova,on tha otha side of tha rail,n i didnt feel lyke standin in tha lyne,sO i tOld him to skip it fOr me,n get me muh pizza. sO wen i went tO bend n gO undaneath tha rail to give him tha mOney,i gOt stuck cuz of mah big azz back pack! (fukin text bOokz!). OMG it wuz so funny,yet embarrassin! LOL. but hey wen shyt happenz tO u,u jus gOtta lauf wit ppl,n nOt let it get to u,cuz den itz guna hurt u mOre,plus it wuz funny! LOL..i cudnt help but lauf myself! but still...talk abOut EMBARRASSING! LOL
`3rd bLOcK - well in health class i fOund out sum interestin newz...if i dunt change tha way i eat soon,ima die early,or have sum seriOus health prOblemz! nOw aint dat a bytch! LOL. our teacher made us take dis survey to fynd out wut our health status iz nOw,so we can see wut we need ta change to avOid dyin early,or havin health prOblemz and tha outcOmez were eitha..Excellent,OK,Risky,or Dangerous ...n my outcOme wuz risky. sum ppl actually gOt dangerOus. sO atleast im nOt tha ONLY persOn wit bad habbitz! lol. i cant help it tho,i love pizza,n french friez n sugary stuff...n i HATE vegetablez! atleast tha green wunz lol.
`4th bLoCk - absOlutely NUTHIN happend in dis class! it iz officially da mOst BORIN class i have! only goOd thing iz dat muh teacherz fyne! lol..i knO dat sOundz nastii buh im sry,he'z yOung,spanish,n sO dam cute! hehe. o0o yea, but sumthin funny happend in that class. we wuz jus all sittin there wrytin in our cOmpositiOn boOkz,wen tha principal came on tha intercOm n gOez "teacherz...lock ur doOrz...do not open them...any student that iz nOt in class,iz nOw tardy,so keep all doOrz lOcked." so we're all sittin there lyke wut tha hell? why he sed it lyke dat. den all of a sudden sumbOdii came bangin on our doOr! lmao. everybodii jumped n started laufin! so den mah hOmebOi phillip (aka andré 3000) goez "why yall laufin...dat aint funny...da way he sed dat,he makin it seem lyke therez sum terrorist outside tryna kill us all". sO dat made us lauf even mOre. lol. n das it abOut skOol. o0o yeea...2morrow iz SeniOr Skip Day n im gOin!...n i aint even a seniOr! lol. nOw aint dat sum shyt..can i get a HeLL yEa! ...(Hell yea!) lol.. dunt mynd me yall,im a lil crazii today lol. iight well das all fuh nOw. hOlla at yuh gurl,n shOw me sum lOve. *1*
HAPPY APRIL FOOLZ DAY!!!!