Mar 23, 2004 18:30
hey hey hey ppl! wussup...nuttin much here. well dis mornin i wuznt afraid ta be in tha car wit mah momz, cuz i knew itz been way too long,n she cannot jus bring up wut happend 4 dayz ago,lyke itz sumthin new. n i realized shez jus really not guna say anything about it,n iz guna keep actin lyke it neva happend. so she dropped me off at skool n i started mah borin day at skool agen. so wen i walked into 1st blk.,i noticed sumthin different...mah teacher wuz actually visible! n dis tyme she wuznt alone. she wuz sittin down feedin her baby boy. i didnt even kno she had a chyld. as much as dat ladii talks about her lyfe,u'd think she wud say sumthin bout havin a chyld. lol. so anyway,tha class jus sat there starin at her feedin tha baby,lyke they were amazed by it. lol. i took a look around tha room,n every wunz jus sittin there in awe about it. so i had ta comment about it,n den da british gurl hurd me,n she laufed n shez lyke i kno ryte. so wen mah teacher finished feedin her son,he got up,n sed,ok am i done? n shez lyke yea,n he'z lyke ok,n he switched off hiz machine, (itz used fuh him to breathe betta), n me n tha bristish gurl jus thought that wuz so adorable n cute. so den he walked into her office,n mah teacher followed him,n yet agen,she jus stayed in there tha whole block. so tha class jus did their usual....chyll,sleep,listen to muzik,or actually practice on tha keyboard. so i wuz wit ben,n he wuz blastin hiz muzik lyke he alwayz duz. so i told him to gimme hiz cd player so i cud hear "my band",n he wuz lyke "cant i hear mah own cd 4 once,everywun alwayz wants ta hear it",n im lyke "lemme jus hear dat one song really quick",n he'z lyke "ok i will,wen i finish" n im lyke "ok w/e". so he listens to it fuh a whyle,n still didnt give it to me,so i jus got all mad at him,n ignored him fuh tha rest of tha block. so da bell rung n i walked wit nadera ta 2nd...
so whyle we were walkin,she goez "omg gaile,ur fone'z disconnected" so im lyke "o yea,i kno" n shez lyke "wut happend" so im lyke "o,mah mom didnt pay tha bill,but she sed itz cumin bak on 2morrow" n shez lyke "oh,cuz i thought sumthin happend to u,since u told me wut happend on friday" so im lyke "o nah hehe" n shez lyke "gurl i thought yuh mom blocked all ur frendz numbaz or sumthin...i called frum my house,my cell...i wuz so worried dat i even went to mah frendz house n called u frum her house" so i wuz lyke "dam nadera,i feel loved, hehe" n shez lyke "u shud, hehe". so we both walked our separate wayz,n i went to 2nd blk.
so in there,we had ta wryte notez agen,n dis tyme chelsea didnt ask fuh a pencil...itz prolly cuz she wuz sleepin lol. den i noticed wut she wuz wearin,n how she looked wit her new glasses...n she looked kinda cute today...besidez da fact dat she alwayz dresses lyke a boi lol. so as we were copyin notez,da teacher wuz lyke,"tha ppl who didnt take tha test on friday ..(me)...must take it now,but only if ur absence wuz excused" so im lyke dam,i dunt wana take it,das da whole reason i didnt cum friday lol. but she checked tha attendance book,n saw dat i wuz excused,n came ova ta me n gave me tha test. n wen i saw dat it wuznt multiple choice,i knew i wuz guna fail. so i wanted ta stay in class,so i can get sum answerz frum phillip,but shez lyke,ok i want u ta go next door,to ms. royce'z class,n im lyke why i dunt want to,but she still made me. so wen i went ova there,i saw all deez kidz dat i didnt kno,but then i looked,n i saw dis wun gurl named nicole dat had mah chyld development class in da 1st semester,but there werent any empty desks near her. so i sat in da bak,behind deez gurlz. so there i am,wit tha blank test still in front of me,fuh about 5mins. now. den nicole asked me if i wuz in that class now,n im lyke nah,im jus takin a test,n shez lyke oh. so den dis gurl dat wuz next ta me goez,u need help wit ur test? n im lyke, ummm yea. n shez lyke ok i'll do it 4 u. n in mah head im lyke, duz she even kno how ta do dis,i wonda wut class dis iz n if shez ina higher level den me. so i looked at tha text book unda tha desk n it sed geometry,so im lyke o shyt,iz dis mah lucky day?..lol... so i go "4real u'll do it 4 me?" n shez lyke "yea". so she took mah paper n pencil,n started doin mah test. lol so im sittin there thinkin in mah head "hell yea,GOD iz good...GOD iz good!" lol. so i took out sum otha paperz,so tha teacher wudnt see me there doin nuthin. so about 10mins. go by,n tha gurl iz tellin me tha answerz i shud put. n den i noticed her teacher lookin over. so im tryna signal to her,to be quiet cuz da teacher lookin,but she still over there talkin bout y=4. lol. so den da teacher came over n wuz lyke "give her back her test,u cant help her on it" so tha gurl gave me back mah pencil,thinkin tha teacher wud jus walk away but shez lyke "give her back her test also" so she gave it back. n da teacher came over to me n goez "c'mon go sit over there,she cant help u on ur test". so da whole class wuz lookin at me as i got up to go sit at sum table. so i jus sat there,n i looked at tha test,n i wus jus missin 3 answerz,so im lyke w/e thatz good enuff. n den i went back to class n handed it in,hopin tha otha teacher wont tell her tha gurl wuz helpin me. den 2mins. lata da bell rung,n i went ta lunch.
so today i decided ta skip lunch (cuz i had no money lol) n go chyll in p.e. wit abigail n sherri. so whyle i wuz walkin to tha locka room,brandon saw me n yelled out mah name. so im tryna act lyke i dunt hear him,cuz i dunt feel lyke givin him a hug. but den he started yellin mah name louder,so i had no choice but ta turn bak lol. so he went up ta me n wuz lyke "yo why arent u allowed on tha fone?".... (he'z talkin bout friday) so i started laufin n go "ha, wudnt u lyke ta kno" n he'z lyke "yes i wud" n im lyke "iight cum wit me really quick n i'll tell u" so he walked wit me to tha gurlz locka room door,n then i saw andrew (abby'z crush) leaned up against tha wall,lyke he waitin 4 sumbodii,n i had a feelin it wuz gabriella n not abigail. so i started tellin brandon wut happend on friday,n den abigail walked outta tha locker room,n leaned up next ta andrew. so then i thought he wuz waitin 4 her,but den shez lyke ok r u ready,n im lyke yea,n she walked into tha locker room n den i walked in behind her,n saw gabriella cum out,n das wen andrew walked away wit her. so wen i wuz in tha locka room,i checked tha list,ta see where coach johnson'z class wuz guna b today n it sed track. so afta dat i hear sherri'z loud ass n she seez me n yellz out "gaila-mae! yo fone disconnected!!" n im lyke "i kno! shut tha fuk up!" lol so shez lyke "i had called u,ta ask u a question..." so i go "ok wutz tha question?" so shez lyke "...but wen i called yo fone, it went doo-dee-doo-doo n a man came up n sed....." so i interrupted her n go "umm ok shut up dam...i kno wut it sed!" n den abigail goez "oh yea! ur fonez disconnected". so im standin there coverin sherriz big ass mouth,n den i go,"man i knew yall wuz guna say sumthin,i wuz jus waitin fuh it". so den i let go of sherri afta she startz bitin me,lol,n den i went wit abigail to go to her locker n get her p.e. clothes. so wen i got to abby'z locker i saw amanda aka ho (im bytch,shez ho,das all we call each otha lol),so she wuz lyke wussup bytch,n im lyke nuttin ho. den she walked away. so im standin there,n i noticed abigail walkin around,lyke she lookin fuh sumthin. so i go "abigail wuss wrong wit chu?" n shez lyke "i cant fynd my locker" so im lyke "wtf? who duznt kno which locker iz therez? i mean i can undastand 4getin yuh combination,but ur locker? dam das jus a new level of SLOWNESS!" n shez lyke "shut up" so i started laufin,n crackin sum more,cuz c'mon! who cant fynd there locker? i mean dam,itz not lyke she has otha important thingz ta think about,all she duz iz go home,sleep n eat,n talk on tha fone,nuttin else,n itz not lyke shez passin her classes lol. so wut else cud she possibly have in her head datz more important? lol. im jus messin wit u abby if u readin dis lol. i swear we walked outta tha locker room,to go to tha track,n i jus kept crackin,im lyke "OMG who tha hell 4getz their locker? u are officially tha SLOWEST person i kno!" lol n shez wuz all smylin n lookin embarrassed n shyt lol,but it wuz jus pay back fuh tha fone crack. so we got out to tha track,n i watched dem do their jumpin jacks n stretches. den me n abigail went to go sit on tha big blue bouncy thingy,n i chylled wit her till tha bell rung fuh me ta go to 3rd blk.
so i got to third block n i jus sat there,n chylled wit EJ,n i made him sing tha song "all fallz down" 4 me agen,cuz he knoz tha verses,n i kno tha chorus,so we turn out to b a good team lol. den a paper ball fight started,n i wuznt in it,but den it got temptin,cuz it looked fun,plus we have jus 1 more day in that class,n den we all switch ta health,so i decided ta join in. so i hit mah homegurl angel,n den she thought it wuz dis boi,so she hit him wit tha ball. so i started laufin,n den fat ass piggy wiggy (kelly) had ta tell her dat i wuz tha wun who hit her. so den angel threw a ball it me. n den i got mad dat piggy wiggy told her it wuz me,so i decided to hit her wit it fuh tha rest of tha block. so we jus all broke loose,n den sum1 hit me in da eye,n it actually hurt (lol) so i got mad,n i wuz lyke who did dat,so angel sed it wuz dis kid name steven,but den sum1 else sed it wuz mah homeboi norman. so i jus left it alone,n continued to hit kelly. lol. so she busted out wit a magazine as her shield,n im lyke good kelly,this cud b lyke a video game,so if i hit u,i get a point,but if u block it,i dunt. so me n norman start throwin paper ballz at her,n she jus startz duckin,n usin tha magazine ta cover her face. so i got 3 good hitz,n den all of a sudden,she started gettin good wit tha blockin. so i go,dam she keeps blockin all mah hitz. so this retarded boi next to me named richard goez datz becuz u suck,u need to throw lyke me. so im lyke o really,n den i hit him dead in da nose wit a paper ball,n sed, so iz that how im supposed ta throw? so he jus looked at me n smyled. so since he distracted me,kelly threw a paper ball,n actually hit me on da forehead. so im lyke o hell nah. so den i threw wun back at her,n hit her dead in her forehead,it wuz a good ass shot,den all of a sudden i hear a voice next to me say "hey,stop that!" so wen i looked,it turned out to b Mr. Rickett,our assistant principle. n i wuz lyke dam. so i started givin her dirty looks,n started sayin u see wut u did,gettin me in trouble for ur fat ass,n den she started laufin. so im thinkin ima get a referral,but he jus told tha class to settle down,n den he left. but i jus had ta get mah pay back. so i started makin all deez paper ballz,n den i yelled out "iight! fuk wid it...i got madd amo!" so norman started laufin n den i looked at kelly,n she wuz ready wit her shield lol. so da fight started agen,n i got good hitz at kelly,n she had a few weak wunz. n den she threw wun at me wen i wuznt lookin,n supposidly tha kid richard blocked it 4 me,n den mah teacher called hiz name,n sed he had ta pick up all da paper ballz off da floor. so he startz yellin dat he didnt throw any,he wuz jus blockin wun,n da teacher didnt believe him. so he went around pickin up all tha paper ballz whyle everywunz laufin,n purposely makin n throwin paper ballz on tha ground n sayin "richard,u missed wun over here" lol. it wuz so funny. so den da bell rung,n i remembered i had 2 ballz left in mah bookbag,so i took dem out,n waited fuh kelly ta cum outta class. n wen she did i hit her,n she jus started laufin as usual.
so den i walked ta 4th block,knowin it wuz guna b borin as hell. so as i wuz walkin,dis kid named ahmed cumz up behind me n goez "slow ass",so das wen i saw dat mah (fake) daughter,brandi,wuz next to me. so i go "my preshus daughter,go kick him",n she goez "ok mommy" n goez up behind him n kicks him in tha booty. lmao. it wuz so funny. brandi'z so funny...she'z whyte...but we say shez black,shez jus ashy. lol. so anyway we got in class,n started wrytin borin long ass notez,n dat wuz pretty much all dat happend in dat class. so da bell rung n we all happily left. so wen i got outta class,i hurd sherri'z loud ass agen go "gaile! dunt act lyke u dunt see me" n i go "i didnt,ur too dam short" n she wuz lyke "w/e" so i go up to her n i hit her,n shez lyke "i got nailz,n i kno how ta use em" n i go "yea i kno,das why u dunt need L.A. (her ex-man) anymore" n shez lyke "o shut up" so i walked away n yelled out "yea,das also why u got nory (her frend datz bi) now!" n she yellz out "yea,das why u got chelsea!" n i go "w/e" lol.
so i walked to mah car n found out mah mom didnt pay tha bill yet,but shez guna give tha money to mah brother so he can pay it wen she drops me off. so i got home n got sumthin ta eat n went on mah computa. and thas all i've dun eva since. earlier i wanted to walk to tha corna store,ta use tha pay fone,but den it started rainin. so i jus took that as i sign frum GOD sayin,"stay ur ass in ur house,n dunt cum out!" lol. ok well das it 4 2day. BuH bYeZ!
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