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ho ly shit
this is the opening credit sequence from the 2004 Bollywood film Dhoom 2: Back in Action. if there was a dance simulator game that would teach me how to do that i would buy two copies and whatever stupid peripherals were needed for it
my heart would explode like a watermelon with an M80 inside, but everyone looks like they're having so much damn ( Read more... ) -
but is it art?
i have had one or two discussions with you, dear readers, and several more in the real world about what makes something art. a lot of these discussions end up with me being frustrated at my inability to understand how someone shitting on a canvas and then throwing around enough ten-dollar words to make the buyer feel stupid and fork over ( Read more... ) -
when i was young
when i was younger my friend Peter had a birthday party. he invited about five of us to come along to see Penn and Teller on stage
i saw this bit live
every time i see this routine i am reminded of that afternoon when five teenagers met Penn and Teller and completely dorked out. it was a good time -
because it's St. Patrick's Day and i love you all
this video is very informative. it claims to teach you how to cure a hangover and the advice sounds pretty solid
be safe tonight, everyone
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wow, it's been so long since i wanted to break someone's ass as bad as i want to now
for those of you who don't want to watch the video, these people are getting married. the minister is about to pronounce them man and wife and the guy pulls out his iPhone and updates his fucking FaceBook relationship status. it is not made any better or worse by the fact that he hands the girl her iPhone to do the same ( Read more... ) -
I bring you joy
have a fantastic holiday, my American readers
for the rest of you, i hope this video makes you smile
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