Actual Dialog featuring my brother

[lost_in_my_room]

ROB: Oh yeah, people collect all kinds of weird shit. Baseball cards, stamps, Hummels
ROSS: what are Hummels?
ROB: they're those little porcelain figurines of children that old ladies collect
ROSS: OH! you mean those ones that are always on swings and climbing trees
ROB: right
ROSS: and playing with ducks and discreetly trying to breast-feed at Starbucks
ROB: exactly. so people... wait, what?
ROSS: you were talking about Hummels