(no subject)
you have 47 and one half boobies.
uh huh.
you really really do.
ive seen them all.
all of them.
yeah, you better be scared.
all forty seven point five of them.
i did.
i swear.
dont tell, but....
theres accually 47 and one third boobs.
gasp!
i know, its horrible.
but SHH
dont tell.
april fools, turns out it wasnt 47 and a third. it was only a half.
psh yah bitch, gotcha there.