These were all written for
tf_speedwriting's recent anniversary event.
I've put them under a cut because there are so many, and they've all been posted publicly elsewhere.
Title:
SeasoningContinuity: G1
Characters: Terrorcons
Rating: PG-13
Contains: crack, robot cannibalism, grave robbing, mention of canon character death.
Summary: A drabble about the Terrorcons looking for lunch.
Title:
Strange Noises at 2amContinuity: IDW MTMTE
Characters: Krok, Spinister, Fulcrum, Crankcase, Misfire
Rating: PG
Summary: A drabble in which Fulcrum thinks he's heard something.
Title:
Bloody MaryContinuity: IDW MTMTE
Characters: Swerve, Tailgate, ensemble
Rating: PG
Contains: hinted major spoilers for MTMTE, references to Bloody Mary/Candyman/similar urban legends, implied death and destruction
Summary: Swerve has a bright idea. Tailgate is easily led.
Title:
Creepy Little CrittersContinuity: G1 AU
Characters: Swindle, Brawl
Rating: PG
Contains: drabble, dark crack, crossover with Critters
Summary: Swindle doesn't fully understand what he's bought, and evil sows the seeds of its own destruction very big problem.
Title:
Danse MacabreContinuity: G1 AU, pre-war
Characters: Mirage, Elita One, OC
Rating: PG
Contains: drabble, gen
Summary: Mirage meets someone unexpected in an art gallery.
Title:
Fifteen CreditsContinuity: G1 Dysfunction AU, pre-war
Characters: Rotorbolt, Telus, Swindle, Vortex, Brawl
Rating: PG-13
Contains: implied long-term relationship between Rotorbolt and Telus, implied non-consensual medical procedure.
Summary: Rotorbolt and Telus are barely surviving in the outskirts of Polyhex when Rotorbolt gets the offer of a job he can't turn down.
Title:
Sexy CostumeContinuity: G1
Characters: Megatron/Starscream
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A fluffy/cracky drabble based on
that episode where Starscream dresses as Optimus to fool the humans. Title:
Leaves in the FallContinuity: G1 AU
Characters: Blades, Groove
Contains: human zombies, non-graphic violence
Rating: PG-13
Summary: The Protectobots strive to help as a zombie crisis hits America.
Title:
IceContinuity: G1
Characters: Skyfire, mention of Starscream
Contains: melancholy, drabble
Rating: G
Summary: Skyfire is free of the ice, but the cold stays with him.
Title:
Revenge is a dish best served outside the view of witnessesContinuity: G1 Dysfunction AU
Characters: Shockwave, Vortex
Contains: graphic violence and gore, torture, non-sexual p'n'p rape, implied snuff
Rating: R
Summary: Unicron's attack has left Shockwave broken and vulnerable, and the very worst person finds him.
Title:
In the hall of Dead DecepticonsContinuity: Shattered Glass, Disillusion AU
Characters: First Aid, mention of Streetwise
Contains: mention of dead mechs as decoration, taken directly from canon
Rating: PG-13
Summary: First Aid muses on the problem of his quietest brother.
Title:
Ratchet and the Glowing Green Serum Continuity: Prime
Characters: Ratchet, ensemble
Contains: Ratchet as a Cybertronian Herbert West (from H. P. Lovecraft's 'Herbert West: Re-Animator'), major character death, zombies
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Ratchet's experiments take him over the edge, but do the ends justify the means?