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Sep 04, 2006 03:18

One of the most amazing conversations ever.

QTKate63089 (1:36:09 AM): at lunch yesterday we were randomely talking about porn names. and it's like your first name is your pet's name and your last is the street you live on.
QTKate63089 (1:36:20 AM): and they were all pretty ridiculous, but i'm sure mine takes the cake
QTKate63089 (1:36:34 AM): it'd be Prince Granny Smith
BigBlondeDaddy53 (1:37:08 AM): oh lord, i don't know i'd watch that porn, cause the name would be like Prince "Granny" Smith
QTKate63089 (1:37:41 AM): ewwwwwwwww saggy boobs
BigBlondeDaddy53 (1:38:06 AM): ha ewwwww, all old features are nasty
BigBlondeDaddy53 (1:38:37 AM): Mine wouild be Ebony Woodridge
QTKate63089 (1:38:50 AM): that one's pretty good
BigBlondeDaddy53 (1:39:22 AM): Dude, those names will be all the rage
BigBlondeDaddy53 (1:39:53 AM): Prince "Granny" Smith and Ebony Woodridge
BigBlondeDaddy53 (1:40:10 AM): Cept, i'm not black
BigBlondeDaddy53 (1:40:15 AM): and you're not old
BigBlondeDaddy53 (1:40:45 AM): and i'm going to go out on a limb and say we both don't do porn movies :]
QTKate63089 (1:41:50 AM): oh yeah....that does defeat the whole purpose i suppose
BigBlondeDaddy53 (1:42:09 AM): ha, our entire pornography life is a lie
BigBlondeDaddy53 (1:43:05 AM): I don't know if i can ever trust myself again
QTKate63089 (1:44:14 AM): and more importantly, how are we gonna support ourselves now? that was our only source of income.
QTKate63089 (1:44:38 AM): until we remembered that none of it ever happened.
BigBlondeDaddy53 (1:45:55 AM): ha, that means we never even got PAID! for things we didn't do
BigBlondeDaddy53 (1:45:59 AM): that's outrageous
QTKate63089 (1:46:27 AM): we're already waist deep in debt! holy crap!
BigBlondeDaddy53 (1:47:11 AM): AND OLD PEOPLE
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