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1) my uncle: Creepy o_O
2) Never in my life: Will I ever call anybody claiming to be Jo' Mamma.
3) When I was five: I shot heroin in the straightest edge way ever...
4) High School was: (is) The biggest hip-hop dance party I've ever seen.
5) I will never forget: The one time I dropped a fat one in front of Streetlight.
6) I once met: Roger from Solemn Vow!
7) There’s this girl I know who: Laughs at everything.
8) Once, at a bar: I dropped a fat one in front of Streetlight.
9) by noon I’m usually: Dancin' in the biggest hip-hop party ever!
10) Last night: I fingered Adam Richman's asshole with leather lotion.
11) If I only had: Adam Richman's phone number.
12) Next time I go to church, I: Will be wearing a ski mask and a black outfit and will be armed to the teeth.
13) Terri Schiavo: durrrurrghghghauuhhhuhhuhhhh
14) What worries me most: Syphillis
15) When I turn my head left, I see: The Super Adventure Squad
16) When I turn my head right, I see: A crummy-ass apartment. =]
17) You know I’m lying when: I compliment Nick Metal.
18) What I miss most about the eighties: The womb
19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I’d be: Tybalt
20) By this time next year I: Will have done Nick's mom.
22) I have a hard time understanding: Terry Schiavo
23) If I ever go back to school I’ll: Dance
24) You know I like you if: I left the girl down the block for you. ^_~
25) If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: Roger from Solemn Vow!
26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: All got their asses beat by Solemn Vow.
27) Take my advice, never: Finger Adam Richman's asshole with leather lotion.
28) My ideal breakfast is: A well balanced nutritional diet that's part of this complete breakfast. =]
29) A song I love, but do not have is: And Still You Ask Why
30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: Renting an apartment next to Dairy Queen.
31) Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars: What I look for in a man.
32) Why won’t anyone: Get Served?
33) If you spend the night at my house, don’t: Fuck with my rabbit.
34) I’d stop my wedding for: A bowl of Trix.
35) The world could do without: Midnight Fall
36) My favourite blonde is: DamBRAUskeet-skeet-skeet-skeet
37) Paper clips are more useful than: Leather lotion
38) If I do anything well, it’s: Being way more kick ass than Midnight Fall.
39) And by the way: There is no square root of -1, you SON OF A BITCH!
2) Never in my life: Will I ever call anybody claiming to be Jo' Mamma.
3) When I was five: I shot heroin in the straightest edge way ever...
4) High School was: (is) The biggest hip-hop dance party I've ever seen.
5) I will never forget: The one time I dropped a fat one in front of Streetlight.
6) I once met: Roger from Solemn Vow!
7) There’s this girl I know who: Laughs at everything.
8) Once, at a bar: I dropped a fat one in front of Streetlight.
9) by noon I’m usually: Dancin' in the biggest hip-hop party ever!
10) Last night: I fingered Adam Richman's asshole with leather lotion.
11) If I only had: Adam Richman's phone number.
12) Next time I go to church, I: Will be wearing a ski mask and a black outfit and will be armed to the teeth.
13) Terri Schiavo: durrrurrghghghauuhhhuhhuhhhh
14) What worries me most: Syphillis
15) When I turn my head left, I see: The Super Adventure Squad
16) When I turn my head right, I see: A crummy-ass apartment. =]
17) You know I’m lying when: I compliment Nick Metal.
18) What I miss most about the eighties: The womb
19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I’d be: Tybalt
20) By this time next year I: Will have done Nick's mom.
22) I have a hard time understanding: Terry Schiavo
23) If I ever go back to school I’ll: Dance
24) You know I like you if: I left the girl down the block for you. ^_~
25) If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: Roger from Solemn Vow!
26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: All got their asses beat by Solemn Vow.
27) Take my advice, never: Finger Adam Richman's asshole with leather lotion.
28) My ideal breakfast is: A well balanced nutritional diet that's part of this complete breakfast. =]
29) A song I love, but do not have is: And Still You Ask Why
30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: Renting an apartment next to Dairy Queen.
31) Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars: What I look for in a man.
32) Why won’t anyone: Get Served?
33) If you spend the night at my house, don’t: Fuck with my rabbit.
34) I’d stop my wedding for: A bowl of Trix.
35) The world could do without: Midnight Fall
36) My favourite blonde is: DamBRAUskeet-skeet-skeet-skeet
37) Paper clips are more useful than: Leather lotion
38) If I do anything well, it’s: Being way more kick ass than Midnight Fall.
39) And by the way: There is no square root of -1, you SON OF A BITCH!