Maria will appreciate this

[losjotch]

I was feeling a little creative. ^_^
(You'll catch the parody...)

Old man, there's no need to feel glum,
I said, old man, in late years you get dumb,
I said, old man, you forgot where you're from,
There's no need to be senile!

Old man, there's a city nearby,
I said, old man, everyday sunny sky,
I said, old man, people go there to die,
And I don't mean Hometown Buffet!

(Chorus)
It's no fun living in Y-U-M-A!
It's such a drag to stay in Y-U-M-A!
There is nothing to do except go down the street,
To Carl's Jr. for Grade B meat,
It's no fun living in Y-U-M-A!
It's such a drag to stay in Y-U-M-A!
If you're seventy-five, then you'll have a good time,
'Cause you're easily past your prime!

Old man, are you listening to me?
I said, no way, cause you can't even see!
I said, old man, you've got no battery,
So your hearing aid does not work.

Old man, you're as blind as a bat,
I said, you don't even know where you're at,
So just go there, down to Yuma, A-Z,
You can join all the elderly!

(Chorus)
It's no fun living in Y-U-M-A!
It's just so frickin' dull in Y-U-M-A!
They have everything, to make you feel alive,
Just as long as you're sixty-five!
Octogenerians in Y-U-M-A!
It's like a nursing home in Y-U-M-A!
You've got wrinkly skin, you have no teeth to floss,
Are you ready for applesauce?!