HAPPY NEW YEAR!
its new years resolution time. and yes yes ofcourse i stole this sucker from sarah
In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Start Smoking.
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and then ofcourse theres...
In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Getting knocked up...twice.
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and then once i have the baby i will...
In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Start smuggling contraband in baby diapers.
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1) drunk confused lesbianish boob grabbing occasions
2) looking at pictures 3 days later and comming across this one and thinking 'holy fuck! i wore that sequin and feather outfit to the party. what was i thinking!'
3) showing up at work the next day with everyone else telling their drunk stories and the only story you having is that you played jenga until midnight drinking sprite. wrong party my friend, wrong party.
4) getting so drunk that your friends trick you into dressing up in this fancy number and going to a gay bar.
5) finally. number 5. the worst one ever. waking up the next morning next to this person and realizing you guys had sex!
