Look at the Icon... You have been warned.
WTF! Did the whole freakin' state of Colorado develop amnesia over the summer?! We get less than one blasted inch of snow and the entire highway sytem comes to screeching goddamn halt!!!!!!! For pete's sake people, we've had to go to work in FEET of snow, and you drive like fucking banshees flying down the road on 6 inches of snow pack, but the highway gets a little wet and you have to go 5 FRAKKIN MILES PER HOUR ON THE DAMN INTERSTATE!!!!
It's bad enough the fucktard rubberneckers tied up traffic earlier in the week, but this... 40 minutes to go SIX MUTHAHUMPIN' MILES!!!! That's it! If my mother doesn't get the stitches out of her knee soon, there's gonna be a Kia Sportage driving the roads equipped with a cattle pusher/ice breaker, a hood mounted bazooka, and laser sighted RPG rifles on each side... I WILL GET THROUGH TRAFFIC!!!!
Today's message brought to you by the Road Rage Society of America - Remember, Road Rage doesn't kill people, but if you don't learn how to drive that $75K Hummer without causing an accident, I will.