Its been awhile since i needed to rant befor i could fall asleep
I called my best friend in the whole world and a**#### tonight. Anyone who knows us knows that we have a fairly verbally abusive (but its all in good fun) kinda relationship and we call each other names on a regular basis.
However there are a few names that we never use except when we are truly pissed.
I was truly pissed, I'll get over it soon, but meanwhile i need to rant before i can fall asleep.
Summary of conversation:
"I wanted to do a Molotov costume but i cant afford to make it"
"you don't have the boobs for it"
"your an asshole"
Guess I just can't go the the party because any costume i choose my boobs wouldn't be big enough for. Because face it, no girl (except for, MAYBE, a bunny) has the body to look like a sexually-deprived, testosterone-filled, never-been-layed-in-his-life geek's drawings.
No one!
Guess i cant go then since i don't look like any comic character.
Chicks need to draw comics, then you all can know what it feels like to be up against completely unrealistic appearances.
But that wont happen, know why? cause they wouldn't get a fan following from all the sexually deprived geeky virgins out there if the drew even MARGINALLY real looking girls!!
Yeah, so thats my rant. The end. Im going to bed now.
However there are a few names that we never use except when we are truly pissed.
I was truly pissed, I'll get over it soon, but meanwhile i need to rant before i can fall asleep.
Summary of conversation:
"I wanted to do a Molotov costume but i cant afford to make it"
"you don't have the boobs for it"
"your an asshole"
Guess I just can't go the the party because any costume i choose my boobs wouldn't be big enough for. Because face it, no girl (except for, MAYBE, a bunny) has the body to look like a sexually-deprived, testosterone-filled, never-been-layed-in-his-life geek's drawings.
No one!
Guess i cant go then since i don't look like any comic character.
Chicks need to draw comics, then you all can know what it feels like to be up against completely unrealistic appearances.
But that wont happen, know why? cause they wouldn't get a fan following from all the sexually deprived geeky virgins out there if the drew even MARGINALLY real looking girls!!
Yeah, so thats my rant. The end. Im going to bed now.