Running with the scissors pointing at your heart from your hand... (Something like that)
Flippin' A and stuff like that! School=WEIRD. Stone was nice today and I was like WTF? Becca and I went to Sonic and it was good times. Saslow was somewhat standable (is that a word?) today. Bolton=WEIRD. I turned in my research junk so what now bitches? After school- I went to pick up my gf... Before I picked her up I was stopped at this redlight and three guys were in the car next to me... Here was the conversation:
Guy1:Hey girl
Me:What?
Guy2:Where you going?
(I point to my rainbow shoelaces hanging from my rearview mirror)
Guy1: I bet I could eat that pussy better than your gf could.
Me: Really? But I bet you could suck your friend off a little better.
Guy3: Come on sweetie
Me: Find a new hobby-your pickup lines aren't shit.
(gives the BIRD! and drives away)
Interesting... After I picked up the gf we went to the bank and this was another conversation between me and what appeared to be a 65 year old man:
Old Man: Hey baby
Me: Ummm. Hi.
Old Man: Whatcha doing girl (blows kisses) Give daddy some sugar.
Me: No thanks.
Old man: Come on darlin'. (he drives away while mumbling "I think I embarassed her.")
I kid you not- 4 perverts in one day... And then- I got slapped my my gf because I'm friends with the bank teller and she was like "So did you party this weekend?" And I was like "We should party." The gf didn't like that sooooo SLAP. Mmmm... Violence.
Guy1:Hey girl
Me:What?
Guy2:Where you going?
(I point to my rainbow shoelaces hanging from my rearview mirror)
Guy1: I bet I could eat that pussy better than your gf could.
Me: Really? But I bet you could suck your friend off a little better.
Guy3: Come on sweetie
Me: Find a new hobby-your pickup lines aren't shit.
(gives the BIRD! and drives away)
Interesting... After I picked up the gf we went to the bank and this was another conversation between me and what appeared to be a 65 year old man:
Old Man: Hey baby
Me: Ummm. Hi.
Old Man: Whatcha doing girl (blows kisses) Give daddy some sugar.
Me: No thanks.
Old man: Come on darlin'. (he drives away while mumbling "I think I embarassed her.")
I kid you not- 4 perverts in one day... And then- I got slapped my my gf because I'm friends with the bank teller and she was like "So did you party this weekend?" And I was like "We should party." The gf didn't like that sooooo SLAP. Mmmm... Violence.