A Mission Like No Other (Part 2/?)
Title - A Mission Like No Other
Chapter 2: Steps 1 and 2
Rating - G
Pairing - Cougar/Jensen
Disclaimer -They're not mine. If they were I'd keep Jensen and Cougar in bed with me...forever!
http://community.livejournal.com/losers_fic/44765.html#cutid1
Upon their arrival to the store, Pooch and Clay found two carts for transportation of their supplies. "Lets start with the produce," Clay said.
"The list says: one head of lettuce, two heads of cabbage, four large carrots, a five pound bag of potatoes, and the largest seedless watermelon you can find. Note: No melons with seeds. Remember what happened last year!" read Pooch.
"Why do they call them heads? Are we eating the brains of the cabbage and lettuce people?" Jensen asks.
"Maybe they're called heads because they look like decapitated heads when they grow out of the ground," Pooch mutters.
Cougar remains silent as he picks out the cabbages and lettuce to place in their carts. Clay shakes his head at the argument, seeing it for what it truly is, a teasing argument between brothers.
"Just because I wonder why we call certain things by certain names doesn't mean you have to be so pissy when giving me an answer," Jensen says with a pout as he tosses the bag of potatoes into the cart.
"I'm not being pissy! It was just a stupid question," Pooch exclaims from his position by the carrots.
~Meanwhile back at the house...~
Jolene and June have been lounging in the sun with Pooch's pup asleep in the covered playpen, watching Aisha coach Julie.
"Now you just have to hit the ball with your head," Aisha says.
Julie stands prepared when Aisha tosses the ball at her. After the ball connects with Julie's head she glances up in time to see it collide with Aisha's nose. "Oh no! Aunt Aisha, I'm so sorry," Julie exclaims as she rushes toward Aisha.
Aisha pulls her hands from her nose with a grin. There's a small trickle of blood dripping from her nose but the glint of pride in her eyes makes up for the slight tinge of pain. "It's fine Julie. That was a great shot," Aisha says gently. "Let's take a break, get something to drink, and then we'll practice some more," Aisha said.
~Back at the store~
The guys reached the watermelon display at the same time as another customer. She was an older woman with short blue-gray hair and a cane hanging from the handle of her cart. Edna was looking forward to taking a watermelon to her mahjong game that night. She never suspected she'd have any trouble getting it.
Jensen spots the last seedless watermelon and quickly reaches for it... at the same moment Edna does.
"Hey! This is my melon," Edna exclaims as she tried to tug the watermelon from the blond computer tech.
"I need this watermelon ma'am," Jensen says as he holds the large melon firmly.
"There're more watermelons over there," Edna explains as she points at the other display.
"Yes, but those have seeds," Jensen exclaims as if that explains everything.
*The Year Before*
"This potato salad is great Jolene," Clay says with a saucy grin.
"Thanks Clay. It was my Grandmama's recipe," Jolene grins in response.
Pooch smiles at his wife, only to flinch when something hits the side of his face. Quickly, he wipes his face to find a watermelon seed.
"Where the heck did this come from?" Pooch yells as he looks around. June and Julie are swimming in the pool. Cougar is sitting with his feet propped up on the railing that goes around the porch. He tilts his hat up at Pooch's scrutiny and flicks his eyes over to the table where Roque and Jensen are sitting.
Roque is trying hard not to laugh as Jensen tries to hide the evidence. Jensen tries to hide his plate of watermelon under the table before Pooch can see, but fails. "It was an accident man," Jensen says with his hands up.
"Accident my a- butt. This means war," Pooch says while grabbing a large wedge of watermelon.
Soon there are seeds flying everywhere and the only ones not involved are the girls who have retreated to the far end of the pool. Eventually they run out of ammunition and the girls emerge from the pool. There's a seed stuck to Clay's right cheek, one on the tip of Pooch's nose, one on each of Roque's ears like earrings, one on Jensen's forehead like a bindi, and Cougar is completely clean. Julie and Jolene laugh hysterically.
"You do realize that you are going to have to pick up every single seed," June says between chuckles.
"Yes ma'am," the men chorus.
*Today*
"I'm sure we can find some way to compensate you for taking the last seedless watermelon ma'am," Clay said diplomatically.
Edna's eyes light up when they spot Cougar's hat. "If you give me that hat, I'll hand over the watermelon. My grandson would love that hat," Edna proposes.
"No," Jensen all but growls at the old woman. "That hat is not a part of any deal."
The look of quiet relief in Cougar's eyes makes Jensen's determination to get the watermelon even greater. Quickly Jensen tugged the massive melon out of the woman's hands and replaced it with a ten dollar bill.
"Here, go buy yourself a regular watermelon on me," Jensen said as he deposits the much sought after watermelon into Pooch's cart.
Edna stands blinking for a moment, but by the time she is recovered from her shock the Losers were gone.
*Around the corner from the watermelon displays*
"Gracias," Cougar says quietly to Jensen after quickly kissing his cheek. "No problem," Jensen repliess dazedly.
"Next on the list are condiments including: ketchup, mayonnaise, and Auntie May's Mild Mustard," Pooch read from the list.
"Easy," Clay stated.
"Or not," replied Jensen as he took in the scene on the condiment aisle.
There were bottles everywhere. The shelves were a mixed up mess and that mess had spilled onto the floor as well. The only bright side was that there were no spills on the floor.
"Start a search pattern boys," Clay said as he slowly picked his way through the shelves in search of the necessary items.
After a few minutes of searching...
"Found the ketchup," Jensen called.
"Got the mayo," Pooch chimed in.
Cougar and Clay continued to look for Auntie May's Mild Mustard.
Will they find the mustard? Will Julie's soccer practice turn into a sparring lesson? What else is on the list? Find out next time...
Chapter 2: Steps 1 and 2
Rating - G
Pairing - Cougar/Jensen
Disclaimer -They're not mine. If they were I'd keep Jensen and Cougar in bed with me...forever!
http://community.livejournal.com/losers_fic/44765.html#cutid1
Upon their arrival to the store, Pooch and Clay found two carts for transportation of their supplies. "Lets start with the produce," Clay said.
"The list says: one head of lettuce, two heads of cabbage, four large carrots, a five pound bag of potatoes, and the largest seedless watermelon you can find. Note: No melons with seeds. Remember what happened last year!" read Pooch.
"Why do they call them heads? Are we eating the brains of the cabbage and lettuce people?" Jensen asks.
"Maybe they're called heads because they look like decapitated heads when they grow out of the ground," Pooch mutters.
Cougar remains silent as he picks out the cabbages and lettuce to place in their carts. Clay shakes his head at the argument, seeing it for what it truly is, a teasing argument between brothers.
"Just because I wonder why we call certain things by certain names doesn't mean you have to be so pissy when giving me an answer," Jensen says with a pout as he tosses the bag of potatoes into the cart.
"I'm not being pissy! It was just a stupid question," Pooch exclaims from his position by the carrots.
~Meanwhile back at the house...~
Jolene and June have been lounging in the sun with Pooch's pup asleep in the covered playpen, watching Aisha coach Julie.
"Now you just have to hit the ball with your head," Aisha says.
Julie stands prepared when Aisha tosses the ball at her. After the ball connects with Julie's head she glances up in time to see it collide with Aisha's nose. "Oh no! Aunt Aisha, I'm so sorry," Julie exclaims as she rushes toward Aisha.
Aisha pulls her hands from her nose with a grin. There's a small trickle of blood dripping from her nose but the glint of pride in her eyes makes up for the slight tinge of pain. "It's fine Julie. That was a great shot," Aisha says gently. "Let's take a break, get something to drink, and then we'll practice some more," Aisha said.
~Back at the store~
The guys reached the watermelon display at the same time as another customer. She was an older woman with short blue-gray hair and a cane hanging from the handle of her cart. Edna was looking forward to taking a watermelon to her mahjong game that night. She never suspected she'd have any trouble getting it.
Jensen spots the last seedless watermelon and quickly reaches for it... at the same moment Edna does.
"Hey! This is my melon," Edna exclaims as she tried to tug the watermelon from the blond computer tech.
"I need this watermelon ma'am," Jensen says as he holds the large melon firmly.
"There're more watermelons over there," Edna explains as she points at the other display.
"Yes, but those have seeds," Jensen exclaims as if that explains everything.
*The Year Before*
"This potato salad is great Jolene," Clay says with a saucy grin.
"Thanks Clay. It was my Grandmama's recipe," Jolene grins in response.
Pooch smiles at his wife, only to flinch when something hits the side of his face. Quickly, he wipes his face to find a watermelon seed.
"Where the heck did this come from?" Pooch yells as he looks around. June and Julie are swimming in the pool. Cougar is sitting with his feet propped up on the railing that goes around the porch. He tilts his hat up at Pooch's scrutiny and flicks his eyes over to the table where Roque and Jensen are sitting.
Roque is trying hard not to laugh as Jensen tries to hide the evidence. Jensen tries to hide his plate of watermelon under the table before Pooch can see, but fails. "It was an accident man," Jensen says with his hands up.
"Accident my a- butt. This means war," Pooch says while grabbing a large wedge of watermelon.
Soon there are seeds flying everywhere and the only ones not involved are the girls who have retreated to the far end of the pool. Eventually they run out of ammunition and the girls emerge from the pool. There's a seed stuck to Clay's right cheek, one on the tip of Pooch's nose, one on each of Roque's ears like earrings, one on Jensen's forehead like a bindi, and Cougar is completely clean. Julie and Jolene laugh hysterically.
"You do realize that you are going to have to pick up every single seed," June says between chuckles.
"Yes ma'am," the men chorus.
*Today*
"I'm sure we can find some way to compensate you for taking the last seedless watermelon ma'am," Clay said diplomatically.
Edna's eyes light up when they spot Cougar's hat. "If you give me that hat, I'll hand over the watermelon. My grandson would love that hat," Edna proposes.
"No," Jensen all but growls at the old woman. "That hat is not a part of any deal."
The look of quiet relief in Cougar's eyes makes Jensen's determination to get the watermelon even greater. Quickly Jensen tugged the massive melon out of the woman's hands and replaced it with a ten dollar bill.
"Here, go buy yourself a regular watermelon on me," Jensen said as he deposits the much sought after watermelon into Pooch's cart.
Edna stands blinking for a moment, but by the time she is recovered from her shock the Losers were gone.
*Around the corner from the watermelon displays*
"Gracias," Cougar says quietly to Jensen after quickly kissing his cheek. "No problem," Jensen repliess dazedly.
"Next on the list are condiments including: ketchup, mayonnaise, and Auntie May's Mild Mustard," Pooch read from the list.
"Easy," Clay stated.
"Or not," replied Jensen as he took in the scene on the condiment aisle.
There were bottles everywhere. The shelves were a mixed up mess and that mess had spilled onto the floor as well. The only bright side was that there were no spills on the floor.
"Start a search pattern boys," Clay said as he slowly picked his way through the shelves in search of the necessary items.
After a few minutes of searching...
"Found the ketchup," Jensen called.
"Got the mayo," Pooch chimed in.
Cougar and Clay continued to look for Auntie May's Mild Mustard.
Will they find the mustard? Will Julie's soccer practice turn into a sparring lesson? What else is on the list? Find out next time...