Testing
Jesus christo, I still remember you.
This newfangled internet is not the internet I remember. What are all these javascripts fagging up the place? Can I still say fagging? No? Oh. What a time to be alive.
Well, I went to the store today to buy some milk. But they were out of milk, so I bought the almond stuff. Did you know that almonds have nipples? How else do ya get the milkies from them? Are there female almonds? Would it be weird to be sexually aroused by female almonds? I don't know what would be more nuts!
I'm writing to keep my license. I don't want it to expire and have it be picked up by another movie studio that will actually do something with it.
Remember when I used to write like 15 pages in this thing, maxing out the character limit? Fuck man, now everyone only has the attention span for 140 characters? This is truly dark times. No one has patience anymore. No one has the attention span to read poorly structured sentences that ramble on and go nowhere. Can't say I blame them. I was king of those book reports where you had to write a minimum of 500 words or 3 pages or whatever. I was so good at going above and beyond and just fluffing it out to well past 900 words or 25 pages.
I suck at writing stories though, so they'd be long, but increasingly more incoherent.
Does anyone read these other than Russia? I mean, nothing against them, but I know they bought this place and all. I don't want to talk bad because I don't want to get hacked. I'm just shootin' the shit. Iunno.
imma post now k?