May 03, 2004 17:14
1. studded belt + 2 points: 2
2. dyed black hair + 2 points: 0
3. thick rimmed glasses + 2 points: 2
4. tight shirts/pants + 2 points each: 2
5. gaudy belt buckle + 2 points each: 0
6. clothing bought from a thrift store + 2 points: 2
7. having hair with bangs longer than the rest + 2 points: 0
8. trucker hats + 2 points: 2
9. messenger bag + 3 points: 3
10. livejournal/myspace/friendster account + 2 points each: 4
11. saucony/new balance/ converse shoes + 2 points per pair: 2
12. mountian climbing key thingy + 2 points: 2
13. X'd up mosh gloves + 10 points: 0
14. scarf + 2 points: 2
15. refering to bands as acronyms + 2 points: 2
16. vegan diet + 5 points: 5
17. vegetarian diet + for shame, no points: 0
18. food not bombs participation + 5 points: 0
19. straight edge + 5 points: 0
20. aspiring photographer + 3 points: 3
21. using adj from the late 80's/ early 90's (i.e. rad, gnarly, rockin', etc.) +1 point for each word in vernacular:3 (rad, bithchin', tripindicular, totally)
22. pins/buttons 1/2 point each: who knows, i have like 20 at least so 10
23. plugs/body piercings + 2 points each: 0
24. vinyl collection + 10 points: 10
25. moldy peaches fan + 10 points: 0
26. liking metal seriously - deduct 5 points: 0
27. liking metalcore + 5 points: 0
28. reading books over 300 pages long + 3 points: 3
39. riding a bike + 5 points: 0
30. participating in "the mosh" + 5 points: 0(over rated)
31. tea aficionado + 5 points: 5
32. writing poetry + 5 points: 0
33. attended 50 shows or more in a year + 2 points: 0
34. attending hell fest + 5 points: 0
35. being in a band + 5 points: 0
36. working at an indie record store/health food store + 5 points: 0
37. clapping during midpaced part of a song + 5 points:
Total Points 62 im a scenester, rad lol
0-24 - poser! get out or be forced out.
25-44 - beginner. attend more shows, buy more records, you'll be fine.
45-74 - scenester. you've been around awhile and you know what's up, good job.
75 - or more - GOD! I bow to thee with your knowledge of everything hardcore.