La Moo...

[loserforlife89]

I have so much to say and so much time to waste. So anyways, Friday after school I went to Andrea's for Alicia's,her sister, birthday party! We're real party girls, Andrea and me, so we're surrounded by 13 little girls and one little boy(almost forgot about Jake, oops), ages varying from 6-9, I don't know, I can't tell these things anymore. We was chaperones, hehe, since we're so responsible. It was actually really fun being little kids again. We played pin the tail on the donkey and those little kids cheat! What are the odds of 12 out of 14 kids getting it right on the tail? Je ne comprende pas...Anyways, then we played hot potatoe and the song instead of it being whatever it usually is was a cow mooing to get you out. It was funny, Andrea was like I feel the cow coming and they'd start freaking out and throwing the ball and going crazy. Just imagine 14 kids+1,000,000,000,000,000mg of sugar=hyper children? It was effin crazy! Then we ate of course and then me and Andrea painted their nails, which are incredibly tiny and I can't paint nails and it turned out okay, but they're little kids, they don't know the difference. Then I don't member everything, ugh, then we went upstairs and tried to get them to go to sleep while watching That Darn Cat, such a good movie. But omg, those kids do not sleep, four of them had left so that was a little better I guess...It was funny, if one of them got it was like follow the leader. One girl was like I have to brush my teeth and then all of them jump up and are like yea me too, I have to brush my teeth. I finally went to sleep, the kids was still awake and Andrea had been sick that night so she wasn't feeling well. So she woke up in the middle of the night and went to wake up her mom cause she didn't feel good. So when I wake up at 6:50 in the morning after going to sleep around 1 Andrea's mom is in the chair next to me...and she's like ready for breakfast. And of course that was Friday night so the morning was filled with kids screaming OMG, LOOK AT THE SNOW! So we did our best at trying to feed 10 little girls, Andrea and me decided that was enough birth control for us. Then the kids wanted us to repaint their nails cause the paint came off and then paint their faces so we did all that, another thing I'm not good at. LOL! I'm not an artist, I can't even draw a friggin stick person or circle, hey those things are evil, they're hard! Anyways, then Andrea sat on top of the heater vent in the kitchen as we watched the kids leave one by one, it was glorious. I felt horrible cause Andrea was really really sick and had a high fever. She came up to Brusters today and had strep throat, so I made her a Smores' shake! Yay, hope it was good! Love ya lots, get better! Okay so then we watched Ferris Bueller's Day Off while I waited for my mom to come get me around I don't member what time. So, I had to go, overall I had an awesome time! Yay! Okay, so then as soon as I got home I put on my layers and was off to Christina's for some Ultimate Snowboarding, only this time it was Ultimate Iceboarding. A-MAZE-ING! My brother went with us for awhile, so we got the new boogey board I got her for her birthday and "The Boogey Board", the board we've used for the past three years snowboarding and trying to stand up on in my pool. So we went down to the dead end after slipping on ice a million times. We not used to that shiat down here in GA! Okay, so we get to the dead end and of course there are tons of kick ass hills. We started with the small one and omg, the board I got Christina is like waxed, I swear, it was sooo fast. But so awesome. I couldn't even stand on it or I'd fall on my ass. We was falling off just sitting on it and ice effin hurts to fall on but I have amazing bruises and scratches so it was so worth it. Me and Christopher tried going down this one part that was like one narrow strip and on the sides were two little trench thingys and I made the mistake of putting me feet out and the board went off towards the trench and my leg got caught in between the trench and the board, it kinda hurt. LOL! And trying to get up hills was so friggin hard we was sliding down, it was so funny, I tried helping Christopher back up and then I started sliding down. It's insane yo, so then we went to the all-mighty intermediate hill! :) It's like past the creek, you go down one hill, there's the creek, and then another huge ass hill which eventually leads to the Waffle House. How bout them waffles hey hey? So, there's this guy with his two kids going down the hill before the creek and he's like Are ya'll gonna go down that hill right thurr? And Christina bravely said and I quote, "I'm willing to risk it!" Those are not Christina words, it was like amazing! So Christopher stays back, we jump over the creek and head up our hill, it was like climbing Mount Everest with a few falls. 'Twas funny...so we finally get to the top of the hill and Christina takes the fast board, I took the old ghetto board. And we needed a camera here, Christina went first and I went down behind her and I was going slow cause that board officially sucks now and all I see is Christina turned around facing me going fast as shit with this priceless look on her face like Holy Shit! And she goes up on this hill and goes up in the air, falls down and I don't see her no more until I'm over the hill and she's laying on her back and the next thing you know I'm off my board sliding down the hill on my back until the nice little rock hits my shoulder and I stop, or actually it would be my shoulder hit the rock, but you know, the other way sounds better. It hurt like hell and poor Christina is like OMG dude, that was awesome but it fucking hurt! And my brother is just laughing, we go back over the creek and he's like that looked pretty cool man! It was hella cool! So then we start home and there's another hill towards the end and it has a ditch that's not very wide so I decided to go down it and I jumped over the ditch but then i hit something and fell on my arm, I thought I broke it. It was funny, and Chris went down this other hill and the board jumped off the rock and his leg almost hit the rock, it was just funny, plenty of wipeouts, which rock my Frankenberry sock(thanks Andrea)!!! Then the last hill was fun, it led to almost, like you start off, cross the little road then go over some grass and a ditch keeps you from going into 316, Chris went on it first, it was fun. Though the board went the wrong way at first on my and I went through these tall bushes and almost hit a sign, it was funny. But the next time was successful, it was fun. Then we marched home, Christopher went home, I went to Christina's and we picked ice off leaves which left their prints which was cool aaannnd then(I feel like that Chinese woman off Dude, Where's My Car?) So then, we went inside, tossed our things in the dryer to dry, ate spaghetti and meatballs, mmm mmm bitch and watched this game show called Distraction and unthawed our asses in front of the fireplace! But that gameshow was hilarious! You should see it. Then we went back outside and just went in her front yard and I could stand up there and we was going down backwards, most fun. We ran into her truck and she ran into a puddle of water. Hehe, you know your feet can't help you stop in ice. And then I came home and watched Catwoman with my madre and then went to bed. Then today I went to work, which actually was busy by the way, weirdos...Then I came home and went to Christina's to see if she wanted to go to the dead end to see if there was enough ice left and Erica was there, and so we went and there was snow on the big ass hill still so I went up there while they stayed back but it kept getting stuck. :( So I had to keep moving places and finally I gave up and was going to boogey board down the creek but it was cold, then I was going to boogey board into the creek by sliding down this mud hill but the board didn't stay under me and my ass went sliding down the mud so yea, that was lovely. Then I came home and I'm getting brief on this cause my show is about to come on. So talk to you peoples later! Like love for school in me, I'm out.
Much love,
Gangsta Poo who doesn't want to go back to school!