I'm updating! Yay!

[loserforlife89]

Omg! I found my soulmate! Brian P., he works at the Harley Store and has his tongue pierced and is amazingly hot! Okay, no more talking about him cause I'm not a stalker, shutup Andrea! :) Well, I decided to update cause Christina is competing with me on who updates most, well that's not really my reason, but whatever, I'm retarded. So far finals have been perty easy! History was actually easy and I was freakin out yo! I can't believe tomorrow is my last day this year! It's so uber! Woot woot! Yipee! I ish excited. Oh yea I never wrote about this weekend! It was awesome! Friday I came home, my grandma was here and oh yea, we got a new puppy! A mini weiner dog, her names Harley, she's so freakin cute, when she runs her ears flop and she has short legs. Aww...you're jealous! Muahahaha! But yea, my grandma was here and I don't member what we did that night. But Saturday was amazing! It was my bro's 18th birthday! Yay! We went to eat at Ted's, then we went to Uncle Freddy's, got his tattoo, which is sooo awesome and I finally got to get my labret pierced. My grandma got to have a margarita too, omg, I've never seen such an obnoxious, loud drunk in my life. One margarita and she was toasted, fucking crazy old women! Haha, she kept talking about this guy she met named Jeff and she was so funny about it. She's been out with him twice and she went to his house and she said he had on a pretty belt buckle and that was funny to our family cause we don't believe she was looking at his belt buckle. We made fun of her the whole time for that. And when she was leaving his house she said would you like a hug and he said I would like that very much. And she asked us if she went too far...Now you just laugh out loud about that cause I know we sure as hell did. What are the bases for old people? 1st base-talking 2nd base-holding hands 3rd base-hugging home run-kiss on cheek! Whew...just thinking about going to 2nd base makes me nauseous. Oh god, I get sidetracked. Anyways after the tattoo we came home, ate cake, drank champagne, Chris got to smoke a Black and Mild, and he looks pimp in one picture, it's hilarious! It was fantastic! Then we opened Christmas presents from my grandma and Chris got his b-day presents. We got a bunch of goodies. Woo-hoo! I think that was all, then Sunday I worked and yea...Then Monday, final review, Monday night, thought I was gonna die cause my blood sugar got so low. I started crying and going insane I don't even member what happened. It was crazy. Tuesday, final review, Wednesday, finals, get out early, Thursday, finals, get out early, see fucking sexy man at Harley store and my day is complete! Well, like hours left in the day, I'm out!
Much love,
Gangsta Poo

I'm tired of being used
I'm tired of being abused
They only like me cause I'm nice
Please help! I need some advice.
Get these crude people out of my life
Or else I'll die in this fight
Nothing seems right
I can't find the light
To gain my might
They say they're my friend
Only to find they use me in the end.
~Written by Yours Truly~ As Cartman would say, "Not yours, mine!"