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This spring break has been good for a lot. Like, sleep. Like, starting a super secret society of children of the AIM chat sessions which occur only very late, in teh wee hours of teh morn. Let's recap:
Being woken up by Cason and Chris several mornings (read: 1PM) in a row, through methods of having a drum stick poking my rectal region, or having pixie stick dust blown into my nose by instrumentation of a straw. Lovely.
Going to Barton Creek mall with Kelsie "I like Christian boys, but only from behind" Garretson and Rachel "I have an iBook, so Jo wants to bang me now" Sherrell. There, I was indeed proven that Barton Creek is effing superior to Lakeline Mall. Why? Because they have an Apple store. Sweet sweet apple products, on display, for me to blow my sweet sweet load to. I wish I was a part of that crowd, which is why I have to sleep with Rachel, because what better way to be in the crowd, is to actually be IN one of it's members? There, we also saw "One of the hottest guys I have seen in a really long time", both their words. He was in Fossil, and it was on a Wednesday afternoon if you want to see him again. I bought a girls shirt there. It's so soft. And really hotte. You'll all know what that is when I wear it on TUESDAY. Then, we went to Starbucks, where Rachel "I'm addicted to sweet caffienne, and the other crowd of Apple product toting, sweater wearing Starbucks people"...Well, did what her name is. I got a Caramel Machiatto, DOUBLE Caramel, bitches. And then, we retired to my house, where I taught them how to play DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION. Yeah, you wish you could play that. I know. Then, since we're all in the drumline, we played my drumset! It rocks hardcore. We're starting a drum band. But it's for the image. No practice, no music, ALL THE MERCHANDISE.
Then, Chris' birthday. LAN party at his house. Don't know what a LAN party is? It's when people bring their computers to one place, and play with eachother. So, we played with each other, and basically pwned the world. We also watched Team America, which is by far one of the best satirical comedies ever written. Need I say anymore than "Matt DAaaAAmooNnnn"? Ah, yes, and the "Black Bush" sketch, on the second season, episode 13 of the Chappelle Show, is genius. My god, pure, genius. Download it.
Band practice yesterday. And by band, I mean, Chris and I. Hoot and Kirsten couldn't make it. We got a ton done though. 2 full finished songs. Well, our parts. I'm working on the lyrics. One is 5 minutes, and the other a relatively short 3. And, we've got ideas for 4 other songs in the works. The trick to getting so much done, is to watch an episode of Family Guy. Then, we can practice for 2 hours or so. Rinse, repeat. I'm excited, this stuff is awesome.
Today, Chris, Crystal, and I traversed to Emo's and saw a bunch of sweet bands. Plain White T's, Mae, Rufio, Since By Man, Underoath, and a band I hadn't ever heard before, Kaddisfly. They have their entire new CD on their purevolume site, on that link, it's called "Buy Our INtention, We'll buy you a unicorn". How the FUCK can you not LOVE a band like that? They are amazing, seriously, check em out, it'll make me feel a lot better. Rufio was awesome, Since By Man was awesome, and Underoath, jesus, fucking, christ, wow. They can perform. But Kaddisfly, oh my god. It's just too good.
And before you go, I want you all to go to Chris' post, and READ THE COMMENTS. Apparantly, he has a secret lover or something. If you know anything about this, and can help, comment. And if you can't help, comment anyways. Thank you, et bonne nuit.
This spring break has been good for a lot. Like, sleep. Like, starting a super secret society of children of the AIM chat sessions which occur only very late, in teh wee hours of teh morn. Let's recap:
Being woken up by Cason and Chris several mornings (read: 1PM) in a row, through methods of having a drum stick poking my rectal region, or having pixie stick dust blown into my nose by instrumentation of a straw. Lovely.
Going to Barton Creek mall with Kelsie "I like Christian boys, but only from behind" Garretson and Rachel "I have an iBook, so Jo wants to bang me now" Sherrell. There, I was indeed proven that Barton Creek is effing superior to Lakeline Mall. Why? Because they have an Apple store. Sweet sweet apple products, on display, for me to blow my sweet sweet load to. I wish I was a part of that crowd, which is why I have to sleep with Rachel, because what better way to be in the crowd, is to actually be IN one of it's members? There, we also saw "One of the hottest guys I have seen in a really long time", both their words. He was in Fossil, and it was on a Wednesday afternoon if you want to see him again. I bought a girls shirt there. It's so soft. And really hotte. You'll all know what that is when I wear it on TUESDAY. Then, we went to Starbucks, where Rachel "I'm addicted to sweet caffienne, and the other crowd of Apple product toting, sweater wearing Starbucks people"...Well, did what her name is. I got a Caramel Machiatto, DOUBLE Caramel, bitches. And then, we retired to my house, where I taught them how to play DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION. Yeah, you wish you could play that. I know. Then, since we're all in the drumline, we played my drumset! It rocks hardcore. We're starting a drum band. But it's for the image. No practice, no music, ALL THE MERCHANDISE.
Then, Chris' birthday. LAN party at his house. Don't know what a LAN party is? It's when people bring their computers to one place, and play with eachother. So, we played with each other, and basically pwned the world. We also watched Team America, which is by far one of the best satirical comedies ever written. Need I say anymore than "Matt DAaaAAmooNnnn"? Ah, yes, and the "Black Bush" sketch, on the second season, episode 13 of the Chappelle Show, is genius. My god, pure, genius. Download it.
Band practice yesterday. And by band, I mean, Chris and I. Hoot and Kirsten couldn't make it. We got a ton done though. 2 full finished songs. Well, our parts. I'm working on the lyrics. One is 5 minutes, and the other a relatively short 3. And, we've got ideas for 4 other songs in the works. The trick to getting so much done, is to watch an episode of Family Guy. Then, we can practice for 2 hours or so. Rinse, repeat. I'm excited, this stuff is awesome.
Today, Chris, Crystal, and I traversed to Emo's and saw a bunch of sweet bands. Plain White T's, Mae, Rufio, Since By Man, Underoath, and a band I hadn't ever heard before, Kaddisfly. They have their entire new CD on their purevolume site, on that link, it's called "Buy Our INtention, We'll buy you a unicorn". How the FUCK can you not LOVE a band like that? They are amazing, seriously, check em out, it'll make me feel a lot better. Rufio was awesome, Since By Man was awesome, and Underoath, jesus, fucking, christ, wow. They can perform. But Kaddisfly, oh my god. It's just too good.
And before you go, I want you all to go to Chris' post, and READ THE COMMENTS. Apparantly, he has a secret lover or something. If you know anything about this, and can help, comment. And if you can't help, comment anyways. Thank you, et bonne nuit.