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Feb 10, 2005 14:52

    I've got a fever right now. I dragged myself over to the computer. I never logged off AIM and didn't turn off my speakers when I had them set really loud becuase I was watching Friends on the comp last night. Therefore, all my international friends are logging on and off, and all I hear is "BRRRIIIIINNNGGGLGLGLLGGGGG" at 3 in the morning. That makes me excessively happy.

Dreams while sick = t3h wickad aw3sum. Firstical - A lot of band kids and I are in some tropical mountains. Yes, there were 1000 foot mountains and a beach at the bottom.  Somehow, Ashley and I make it to E3 (The Electronic Entertainment Expo, like, the biggest game expo of the year) where there is a lot of naked women. I don't know why. Usually E3 features lots of scantily clad women, to attract the hardcore nerd press to their booth, but this time, they were hardcore naked. Eventually, we reach the Halo 3 booth, yes, Halo effing 3, and they will only admit us in if they can paint Ashley's naked body to look like Cortana (Also available in hotte version - here). She lets them do it, we go in, and find out that Halo 3  will be released on the SEXBOX 2. WTF? WTF indeed. Halo has been pRonafied. Then, ANGIE runs in, and fuckin NEENJA'S all the Microsoft people there, (Becuase Microsoft owns Bungie, the creators of Halo). So all the Microsofties are dead, due to her hardcore Neenja skeelz. She then grabs a flamethrower, and burns the image of the Linux Pengiun on the wall. So, Ashley and Angie and I all go to kick Bill Gates. We kick him for a good hour, and then Angie sets him aflame, and we go off to have Bawls on the beach.

My mom is making Chicken noodle soup, for I am dying.
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