Dear Santa...I Can Explain...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Wednesday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, ponderosa121 (-5000 points). In October I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In August I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In May I turned teleportingia in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4748 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
lorryl