Carpet Monster Roller Derby
Q: If J and L were to find themselves living in a house with a big, empty, carpeted living room, what would they find themselves doing at home in the evening hours?
A: Why, laying down flat on opposite ends of the room, making engine revving noises, then rolling into one another as fast as they can, crashing dramatically and attempting to steamroll over each other for points, of course!
Isn't that exactly what you would do with a big empty swath of carpet? Add a couple of drinks and some real monster truck sound effects to the mix and this could be YouTube-worthy. So if you happen to visit us before we pull up the carpet to refinish the floors, be warned that you may be challenged to face off in the Monster Roller Arena.
A: Why, laying down flat on opposite ends of the room, making engine revving noises, then rolling into one another as fast as they can, crashing dramatically and attempting to steamroll over each other for points, of course!
Isn't that exactly what you would do with a big empty swath of carpet? Add a couple of drinks and some real monster truck sound effects to the mix and this could be YouTube-worthy. So if you happen to visit us before we pull up the carpet to refinish the floors, be warned that you may be challenged to face off in the Monster Roller Arena.