The "Ship" Meme

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Gacked fom 
bunney.  Most of the pairing are those I have read (or I'll never).

"One True Pairing" Ship: Hermione/Severus

"One True Threesome" Ship: The trio

"Canon" Ship: Hermione/Viktor (I still have hope...)

"Not quite canon but should be" ship: Hermione/Draco

"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Hermione/Ron (I'm already preparing the spork... damn Rowling)

"You are one sick bastard" ship: I agree with Krissy, Hagrid/Anyone

"I'm one sick bastard" ship: Hermione/Voldemort (I've only read it, but it qualifies)

"I dabble a little" 'Ship: Hermione/Neville

"It's like a car crash" Ship: Hermione/Blaise

"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" 'Ship: Hermione/Harry

"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'Ship: Hermione/Severus

"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" 'Ship: Harry/Severus

"When all is said and done" 'Ship: Hermione/Viktor

"Guilty Pleasure" ship: Hermione/Draco

"I can't believe I read it and liked it" ship: Hermione/Adrian

"Favorite "Older/Younger" ship: Hermione/Severus

"My first I could never abandon you" ship: Hermione/Severus

Favorite Devotionship: Hermione/Viktor

Favorite Nevermetship: I really can't think about any

Favorite Pervyship: any threesome

Favorite DominanceBattleShip: Hermione/Severus

Krissy's category, Canon Ship That Makes Me Shudder: Hagrid/Madam Maxime