New Fic: Post-Tommy Ice Cream Party
Completely unrelated to previous fics.
Title: Post-Tommy Ice Cream Party
Fandom: TW spoilers for season 2.
Characters: Ianto, Tosh and Gwen (slight Owen and Jack)
Summary: Gwen organises a girls night for Tosh but with only 2 girls they need a third.
Post- Tommy Ice Cream Party
Gwen has organised a girly night to try and cheer Tosh up after what happened with Tommy. That’s all well and good but what I’m still trying to work out is how exactly that leads to me not only being invited but hosting.
She claimed that it wasn’t fair to make Tosh host (clean up after) and that Rhys was already having friends over. I think Gwen’s taking the chance to get out of her own flat.
I do concede that inviting Owen or Jack would defeat the purpose so using either of there is out- not that Jack really has a place other than the Hub.
So here I am laying out ice cream and popcorn and chocolate and wine and margaritas and crisps and pizzas and well everything else I’ve ever seen in a chick flick for post-break-up girly nights. That’s not even what this is, not really, but I’m a guy and have never, ever done this before.
Well at least the girls look impressed when they arrive and see all the stuff. They’ve brought movies and surprise, surprise more alcohol. A lot more alcohol.
The evening proceeds… well it proceeds although I feel sick just watching the mountain of crap and booze those two have put way and they’re still hungry. I guess food on binge nights has no calories or something after the crap I get when they’re served full fat food at work.
I’m okay- it a pleasantly buzzed way- with the man bashing, the alcohol (blessed saviour), sex talk, really weird and disturbingly fun party games and everything else right up until they put the porn in.
“God no! I am not watching porn with you two.”
“Oh relax we already know you’re favourite sexual position and the noises Jack makes when you blow him-”
I jump to my feet, interrupting Gwen, “Yes but that’s just because I’m drunk. I am not and never will be drunk enough to watch men and women have sex-”
“Oh that’s fine then- it’s slashy porn.”
I turn to Tosh in confusion. “What?”
“Guy on guy.” She provides helpfully. Not really what I was asking though.
“I-”
“Oh, don’t blush, Ianto. It’s completely harmless.”
Ignoring Gwen I turn to Tosh to try pleading. “Look Tosh, I love you dearly but between the two of you I’m probably already scarred for life. Please don’t make me do this…”
She pouts and tears up at me and for all that I know she’s playing me I sink back down onto the floor beside her. I clutch a pillow to my face, hiding. I know I’ll need that elsewhere later as even my mortification won’t curb my natural reaction. And, I note peeking at the TV, the guys on screen are hot.
I shiver as Gwen and Tosh close in on either side of me patting my shoulders. I groan and sink my face back into my pillow.
“Don’t worry sweetheart, we’ll cover your eyes for the scary bits.”
They both giggle and I raise my head to glare at them, “You two are evil.”
They just giggle again.
The next afternoon the three of us arrive at the Hub to find Owen and Jack playing cards.
“Hey, you girlies have fun?”
“Shut up Owen.”
“Oh come on Ianto be fair. You’ve been given a unique glance into women. There must be something you can tell us.”
I turn to Jack and consider this. “Tell you? About women? Fine- they are the most alcoholic, gluttonous, disgusting, evil and downright explicit creatures it has ever been my misfortune to be stick in a room with. And I am including Weevils and Owen. Now if you’ll excuse me I need coffee.”
I walk off to Owen asking, “Not doing it again then?”
I give him the finger and don’t even turn around.
I manage to hear Jack and Gwen as I leave the room though and I shudder.
“Was it that bad?”
“No. We had fun. Ianto is definitely coming to my hen night!”
Title: Post-Tommy Ice Cream Party
Fandom: TW spoilers for season 2.
Characters: Ianto, Tosh and Gwen (slight Owen and Jack)
Summary: Gwen organises a girls night for Tosh but with only 2 girls they need a third.
Post- Tommy Ice Cream Party
Gwen has organised a girly night to try and cheer Tosh up after what happened with Tommy. That’s all well and good but what I’m still trying to work out is how exactly that leads to me not only being invited but hosting.
She claimed that it wasn’t fair to make Tosh host (clean up after) and that Rhys was already having friends over. I think Gwen’s taking the chance to get out of her own flat.
I do concede that inviting Owen or Jack would defeat the purpose so using either of there is out- not that Jack really has a place other than the Hub.
So here I am laying out ice cream and popcorn and chocolate and wine and margaritas and crisps and pizzas and well everything else I’ve ever seen in a chick flick for post-break-up girly nights. That’s not even what this is, not really, but I’m a guy and have never, ever done this before.
Well at least the girls look impressed when they arrive and see all the stuff. They’ve brought movies and surprise, surprise more alcohol. A lot more alcohol.
The evening proceeds… well it proceeds although I feel sick just watching the mountain of crap and booze those two have put way and they’re still hungry. I guess food on binge nights has no calories or something after the crap I get when they’re served full fat food at work.
I’m okay- it a pleasantly buzzed way- with the man bashing, the alcohol (blessed saviour), sex talk, really weird and disturbingly fun party games and everything else right up until they put the porn in.
“God no! I am not watching porn with you two.”
“Oh relax we already know you’re favourite sexual position and the noises Jack makes when you blow him-”
I jump to my feet, interrupting Gwen, “Yes but that’s just because I’m drunk. I am not and never will be drunk enough to watch men and women have sex-”
“Oh that’s fine then- it’s slashy porn.”
I turn to Tosh in confusion. “What?”
“Guy on guy.” She provides helpfully. Not really what I was asking though.
“I-”
“Oh, don’t blush, Ianto. It’s completely harmless.”
Ignoring Gwen I turn to Tosh to try pleading. “Look Tosh, I love you dearly but between the two of you I’m probably already scarred for life. Please don’t make me do this…”
She pouts and tears up at me and for all that I know she’s playing me I sink back down onto the floor beside her. I clutch a pillow to my face, hiding. I know I’ll need that elsewhere later as even my mortification won’t curb my natural reaction. And, I note peeking at the TV, the guys on screen are hot.
I shiver as Gwen and Tosh close in on either side of me patting my shoulders. I groan and sink my face back into my pillow.
“Don’t worry sweetheart, we’ll cover your eyes for the scary bits.”
They both giggle and I raise my head to glare at them, “You two are evil.”
They just giggle again.
The next afternoon the three of us arrive at the Hub to find Owen and Jack playing cards.
“Hey, you girlies have fun?”
“Shut up Owen.”
“Oh come on Ianto be fair. You’ve been given a unique glance into women. There must be something you can tell us.”
I turn to Jack and consider this. “Tell you? About women? Fine- they are the most alcoholic, gluttonous, disgusting, evil and downright explicit creatures it has ever been my misfortune to be stick in a room with. And I am including Weevils and Owen. Now if you’ll excuse me I need coffee.”
I walk off to Owen asking, “Not doing it again then?”
I give him the finger and don’t even turn around.
I manage to hear Jack and Gwen as I leave the room though and I shudder.
“Was it that bad?”
“No. We had fun. Ianto is definitely coming to my hen night!”