Another story for Liz
Another Story for Liz
Fandom: Heroes
Characters/Pairings: Peter/Sylar, Lar, Liz, random others
Rating: PGish
Summary: Yeah, don't ask.
Warnings: No.
Once upon a time there was a magical girl named Elizabeth, but everyone knew her as "Lizzy the Pizzy", whatever that means.
Anyway, Liz has the ability of turning straight men gay. Her bff forever, Lar Lar the Purpletastic, had the ability to make gay men think she was a gay man. This led to many a good time, especially with specials with giant eyebrows or emo bangs.
So one day Lar Lar with the fabulous red hair and Liz with the magnanimous chestnut hair were sitting around when suddenly Lar shot up.
"I've got it! I know the answer to world peace!" she ejaculated. Liz made a mental note not to sit across from Lar when she jizzes her pants gets an idea.
"What is it?" she prompts.
"The reason Sylar kills everyone is because no one loves him, right?" Lar offered. Liz nodded. "And Peter has some sort of hero complex because he has to save someone, right?" Liz nodded again.
"Well, isn't it obvious? All we have to do is get those two to fall in love! Sylar feels loved and Peter has someone to save. They stop fighting, make love not war, and we have peace!" Liz thought.
"One problem...aren't Peter and Sylar straight?" Lar shook her head.
"Yeah right."
"But Peter kissed what's her face! And Sylar had sex with Elle and Maya..." Liz insisted.
"Then you make them totally gay for each other. It'll work, trust me."
So the two of them plotted all night, only taking a break to have an SFM with some dudes named Mach and Zilo or something.
So then they set out to put their plan into motion. Lar invited Sylar over under the pretense of sexings. Liz invited Peter over with the promise of Claire being dead. So then the time came for the meeting.
So Sylar busts in and he's all "So how about the sexing you promised me? Cause I totally love sexing women. *wild eyebrow waggle*" Lar smiled.
"Before we get started, why don't you admire my fantastic boots?" So they did.
Just then, Liz and Peter walk in. Liz works her voodoo and the two of them fall madly in love.
"Sylar, my love! How could I not see that all this time, you were right in front of me, needing to be saved? *bangflip*" Peter wailed, falling to his knees. Sylar grabbed his hands.
"Now that you love me, I can finally stop killing!" he said. The two of them stared passionately at each other. One of Sylar's eyebrows crawled off his face. A cricket chirped.
"Oh, just do the freaky nasty already!" Lar and Liz chorused. So the two began to make sweet sweet love on the floor.
"Finally!" the girls huffed. They were just going to hide behind the couch and watch leave when they accidentally bumped into Mohinder and Matt, who were hiding behind a lamp with a camera and boom mic. They were obv. interested in what was going on. So Lar and Liz locked the doors, closed the curtains, and had a good time.
And then they all lived happily ever after, the end. Well, except Claire and Elle and Maya and Angela and Nathan BECAUSE THEY SUCK. The end.
Fandom: Heroes
Characters/Pairings: Peter/Sylar, Lar, Liz, random others
Rating: PGish
Summary: Yeah, don't ask.
Warnings: No.
Once upon a time there was a magical girl named Elizabeth, but everyone knew her as "Lizzy the Pizzy", whatever that means.
Anyway, Liz has the ability of turning straight men gay. Her bff forever, Lar Lar the Purpletastic, had the ability to make gay men think she was a gay man. This led to many a good time, especially with specials with giant eyebrows or emo bangs.
So one day Lar Lar with the fabulous red hair and Liz with the magnanimous chestnut hair were sitting around when suddenly Lar shot up.
"I've got it! I know the answer to world peace!" she ejaculated. Liz made a mental note not to sit across from Lar when she jizzes her pants gets an idea.
"What is it?" she prompts.
"The reason Sylar kills everyone is because no one loves him, right?" Lar offered. Liz nodded. "And Peter has some sort of hero complex because he has to save someone, right?" Liz nodded again.
"Well, isn't it obvious? All we have to do is get those two to fall in love! Sylar feels loved and Peter has someone to save. They stop fighting, make love not war, and we have peace!" Liz thought.
"One problem...aren't Peter and Sylar straight?" Lar shook her head.
"Yeah right."
"But Peter kissed what's her face! And Sylar had sex with Elle and Maya..." Liz insisted.
"Then you make them totally gay for each other. It'll work, trust me."
So the two of them plotted all night, only taking a break to have an SFM with some dudes named Mach and Zilo or something.
So then they set out to put their plan into motion. Lar invited Sylar over under the pretense of sexings. Liz invited Peter over with the promise of Claire being dead. So then the time came for the meeting.
So Sylar busts in and he's all "So how about the sexing you promised me? Cause I totally love sexing women. *wild eyebrow waggle*" Lar smiled.
"Before we get started, why don't you admire my fantastic boots?" So they did.
Just then, Liz and Peter walk in. Liz works her voodoo and the two of them fall madly in love.
"Sylar, my love! How could I not see that all this time, you were right in front of me, needing to be saved? *bangflip*" Peter wailed, falling to his knees. Sylar grabbed his hands.
"Now that you love me, I can finally stop killing!" he said. The two of them stared passionately at each other. One of Sylar's eyebrows crawled off his face. A cricket chirped.
"Oh, just do the freaky nasty already!" Lar and Liz chorused. So the two began to make sweet sweet love on the floor.
"Finally!" the girls huffed. They were just going to hide behind the couch and watch leave when they accidentally bumped into Mohinder and Matt, who were hiding behind a lamp with a camera and boom mic. They were obv. interested in what was going on. So Lar and Liz locked the doors, closed the curtains, and had a good time.
And then they all lived happily ever after, the end. Well, except Claire and Elle and Maya and Angela and Nathan BECAUSE THEY SUCK. The end.