Night of the Living Dork
Not that there's anything wrong with my current cleaning implements, but every time I see one of those commercials with the British dude going on about the proper amount of suction, I am tempted to get one if those vacuums with the big orange ball, just so I can say I have a Dyson Sphere in my closet.
ETA: Typing on le phone is hard. To wit, I very nearly entered my music as "Being Hyman". Which would be a very different kind of show.