Deer in the Headlights
What exactly is it that God's creatures hold against me? Huh?
Why did my stupid cat pee on my shoe?!? Huh????
Why did that deer tonight feel that it needed to crush in the side of my car? Huh???
I mean, seriously Deer... what did my car do to you? That's right, NOTHING! My sweet little car has spent its whole life trying to avoid hitting you and your species. Yet, you decide that my car deserves to be punished, eh? I sure hope that you're planning on paying my insurance deductable you dumb ass Odocoileus virginianus! *sigh*
Why did my stupid cat pee on my shoe?!? Huh????
Why did that deer tonight feel that it needed to crush in the side of my car? Huh???
I mean, seriously Deer... what did my car do to you? That's right, NOTHING! My sweet little car has spent its whole life trying to avoid hitting you and your species. Yet, you decide that my car deserves to be punished, eh? I sure hope that you're planning on paying my insurance deductable you dumb ass Odocoileus virginianus! *sigh*