Your pirate name is:
Dirty Jenny Flint
You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
http://www.piratequiz.com Not that I've taken many online quizes, but this is the funniest one that I've ever gone through. The result is pretty good, but the actual quiz is hillarious. I was actually doing research for work when I found this site. What? I swear.
"Batten down yer hatches before I shiver me timber up yer poop deck!"