In Case Of Terrorist Attack...
The US government put together a website to prepare people in case of an attack on the country. The site is http://www.ready.gov/. However, the graphics they use are pretty ambiguous.
If you hear BIOHAZARD is playing in town, proceed to the nearest ticket office.
Figure out where to fuck for the last time.
Remember, all paramedics are necrophiliacs.
If debris starts to fall, proceed to give yourself a blowjob.
When terrorists come over, assume the assfucking position, then roll around crying.
I'd go down on you but your pussy fucking stinks.
First aid kits usually have shit you can get high with.
Johnny 5 will save you.
Avoid natural sunlight as it will make you dark.
In case of terrorist attack, do not attend any raves or hardcore shows.
If you hear BIOHAZARD is playing in town, proceed to the nearest ticket office.
Figure out where to fuck for the last time.
Remember, all paramedics are necrophiliacs.
If debris starts to fall, proceed to give yourself a blowjob.
When terrorists come over, assume the assfucking position, then roll around crying.
I'd go down on you but your pussy fucking stinks.
First aid kits usually have shit you can get high with.
Johnny 5 will save you.
Avoid natural sunlight as it will make you dark.
In case of terrorist attack, do not attend any raves or hardcore shows.