It has come to my attention
That some are finding my posts to be less than amusing. That perhaps joking about confusing Drano and sugar should not be done. That suggestions that I have, or that someone else might have, been hit by a car do not fit into your quaint notions of comedy.
Well, I just thought I would brighten your otherwise drab existence. Far be it from me to introduce fun back into your life. Now I'll just go back into my corner and juggle the razor blades. Well, not so much razor blades as soft foam balls. And not so much juggle as gently stack. Oh, and not really soft foam balls but instead blocks, because otherwise the stacking would be too hard. Wait, why am I wasting time stacking blocks anyway? Isn't there something more fun I could be doing? Like writing up sick jokes that only amuse me?
Well, I just thought I would brighten your otherwise drab existence. Far be it from me to introduce fun back into your life. Now I'll just go back into my corner and juggle the razor blades. Well, not so much razor blades as soft foam balls. And not so much juggle as gently stack. Oh, and not really soft foam balls but instead blocks, because otherwise the stacking would be too hard. Wait, why am I wasting time stacking blocks anyway? Isn't there something more fun I could be doing? Like writing up sick jokes that only amuse me?