Supernatural Fic: "All Hail the Boy King!"
Apparently atimi and I have accidently created a 'verse. "Hell's Antiques are NOT Sex Toys" is the first story and then atimi's "Pirouetting in the Netherworld" and this story follow.
Title: "All Hail the Boy King!"
Author: lori_leaf
Rating: PG
Pairing: demon!Sam/evil!Dean
Summary: Dean and the minions prepare a special surprise for Sam. Sam is not amused.
"Frank... Frank what the hell are you wearing? I told you no sequins! This is gonna be a NICE parade. Not a slutty one like they have in Vegas. This is Hell okay? We have standards!"
"Dean... what are you doing?"
"Sam! Get out of here! This is supposed to be a surprise, man."
"Why is Frank in a leotard?"
"Apparently back when Frank was human he was a danseur."
"Dancer?"
"No! Well... kinda. A danseur... you know, a male ballerina."
"No I didn't know. I'm surprised you know."
"I know lots of awesome stuff Sammy. The little plastic thing on the end of your shoelace is called an aglet. Betta fish can survive in a coffee cup but thrive in a heated aquarium. Even though you CAN fit a baby turtle in your pocket, you probably shouldn't put him there. I know lots of stuff..."
"A baby turtle? Wait, I don't want to know."
"Mr. Kermit didn't go find a family of turtles and run away Sam. Dad accidently washed him in my pants. Now you know the truth. I feel better."
"Mr. Kermit! Dean! That was my kindergarden class pet!"
"Yeah. My bad."
"Dean!"
"Frank put Phil down! Phil isn't a danseur! He doesn't want to do a swan lift!"
"Why are they all dancing, Dean?"
"It's a surprise."
"Just tell me."
"We're getting ready for your parade. The minions had a meeting and decided today was Sammy Day and I'm in charge of organizing it. Now you know. Now the surprise is ruined. I hope you're happy."
"Please tell me you didn't actually call it Sammy Day."
"I didn't call it Sammy Day."
"Really?"
"No."
"Dean! They need to respect me! You can't respect a Sammy. They should have called it Demon Overlord Day, or King Samuel Day or SOMETHING."
"They did call it something. They called it Sammy Day. Don't be ungrateful."
"I'm not..."
"Yeah you are. Frank spent all night sewing sequins on his leotard even when I told him not to. So you smile at them and say thank you."
"Dean..."
"Winchesters have manners Sammy. Be nice."
"Thank you."
"Good Boy-King!"
"I hate you."
"I love you too."
Title: "All Hail the Boy King!"
Author: lori_leaf
Rating: PG
Pairing: demon!Sam/evil!Dean
Summary: Dean and the minions prepare a special surprise for Sam. Sam is not amused.
"Frank... Frank what the hell are you wearing? I told you no sequins! This is gonna be a NICE parade. Not a slutty one like they have in Vegas. This is Hell okay? We have standards!"
"Dean... what are you doing?"
"Sam! Get out of here! This is supposed to be a surprise, man."
"Why is Frank in a leotard?"
"Apparently back when Frank was human he was a danseur."
"Dancer?"
"No! Well... kinda. A danseur... you know, a male ballerina."
"No I didn't know. I'm surprised you know."
"I know lots of awesome stuff Sammy. The little plastic thing on the end of your shoelace is called an aglet. Betta fish can survive in a coffee cup but thrive in a heated aquarium. Even though you CAN fit a baby turtle in your pocket, you probably shouldn't put him there. I know lots of stuff..."
"A baby turtle? Wait, I don't want to know."
"Mr. Kermit didn't go find a family of turtles and run away Sam. Dad accidently washed him in my pants. Now you know the truth. I feel better."
"Mr. Kermit! Dean! That was my kindergarden class pet!"
"Yeah. My bad."
"Dean!"
"Frank put Phil down! Phil isn't a danseur! He doesn't want to do a swan lift!"
"Why are they all dancing, Dean?"
"It's a surprise."
"Just tell me."
"We're getting ready for your parade. The minions had a meeting and decided today was Sammy Day and I'm in charge of organizing it. Now you know. Now the surprise is ruined. I hope you're happy."
"Please tell me you didn't actually call it Sammy Day."
"I didn't call it Sammy Day."
"Really?"
"No."
"Dean! They need to respect me! You can't respect a Sammy. They should have called it Demon Overlord Day, or King Samuel Day or SOMETHING."
"They did call it something. They called it Sammy Day. Don't be ungrateful."
"I'm not..."
"Yeah you are. Frank spent all night sewing sequins on his leotard even when I told him not to. So you smile at them and say thank you."
"Dean..."
"Winchesters have manners Sammy. Be nice."
"Thank you."
"Good Boy-King!"
"I hate you."
"I love you too."