Meetings like that
Are why I keep an emergency package of frosted chocolate pop tarts at my desk.
It went something like this: (exaggerated for dramatic effect)
Developers: I know we went over an approved all of this 2 months ago, but what are we doing again?
Boss: Oh, only these 3 pages, scrap everything else, no, put it into a different place, and is that thing you couldn't work on until tomorrow in here?
Me: NOT IN THE FACE, not in the face!
OW! My Balls!
Not the spleen, leave me my spleen.
*thump*
It went something like this: (exaggerated for dramatic effect)
Developers: I know we went over an approved all of this 2 months ago, but what are we doing again?
Boss: Oh, only these 3 pages, scrap everything else, no, put it into a different place, and is that thing you couldn't work on until tomorrow in here?
Me: NOT IN THE FACE, not in the face!
OW! My Balls!
Not the spleen, leave me my spleen.
*thump*