Funniest thing I've read in a loooong time. Freakin HILARIOUS
If you've heard the bud light commercials this will be even funnier. A little peek into my life lately.
Bud light commercial song for law students: cue music...
Today we salute you, Mr. Stressed Out Law School Student Before Exam Week Studier. As you sit in your lonely cubicle in the library, doped up on starbucks & adderal, you think to yourself, am I ever going to need to know this stuff in life? (back up singers: tell me, what the fuck is res judicata?) The distractions are tempting and you have suddenly diagnosed yourself with ADD along with advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage, and I'm sure by now you know exactly what everyone is doing because you have checked your buddy list and myspace 800 times. Christmas break is just days away, and your prozac prescription will be in tomorrow. So crack open an ice cold bud light after that last exam, because for most of us, Christmas will be spent in rehab.
Ok so maybe you have to live it to appreciate the humor. But it's just dead on. Which is just hilarious. Which makes me want to cry.
See you guys on the other side. At which time you will likely find me lying naked somewhere in a drunken stupor, twitching uncontrollably and reciting legal doctrine in a very impassioned and angry manner.