urine trouble
i really like the new beck album, i don't even care if he's a scientologist now.
here's the most interesting thing that happened to me this week
*omitted* called me to meet her up at brewstirs (the best bar in all of columbus)
i met her up there, we had some drinks, and then we came back to my place with a few people and did some shots of vodka until about 4 a.m.
*omitted* says "i have to sleep here" (even though she lives two doors away) so i gave her a blanket and a bucket to puke in if necessary.
i woke up early the next morning because jessica and i had planned to go bike riding around 9, as i'm taking to jessica i sit on the sofa to pop some ibuprofins and my ass gets all wet. i turned around to investigate and realized it all smelled like pee! she peed my new couch! my beautiful, brand new orange sofa!
she called me around 11 to apologize, then she sent some company to do a unine wash and steam clean all her pee off my stuff.
john bought a lawnmover, now i don't have to pay this dude i work with to come over every week to do our lawn
things are looking up
the last track on the new beck album makes me wish it never ended.
here's the most interesting thing that happened to me this week
*omitted* called me to meet her up at brewstirs (the best bar in all of columbus)
i met her up there, we had some drinks, and then we came back to my place with a few people and did some shots of vodka until about 4 a.m.
*omitted* says "i have to sleep here" (even though she lives two doors away) so i gave her a blanket and a bucket to puke in if necessary.
i woke up early the next morning because jessica and i had planned to go bike riding around 9, as i'm taking to jessica i sit on the sofa to pop some ibuprofins and my ass gets all wet. i turned around to investigate and realized it all smelled like pee! she peed my new couch! my beautiful, brand new orange sofa!
she called me around 11 to apologize, then she sent some company to do a unine wash and steam clean all her pee off my stuff.
john bought a lawnmover, now i don't have to pay this dude i work with to come over every week to do our lawn
things are looking up
the last track on the new beck album makes me wish it never ended.