Cows and Cybermen
Cows and Cybermen
Doctor Who [S4]
Donna have the Doctor to thank for alot of things. This wasn't one of them.
Pure crackfick for egorstandish . Doctor Who and Cows. Just what we discussed.
”I could just kill you,” Donna Noble hissed out lowly to the Time Lord standing next to her as she quickly plastered on a smile on her face when the child in front of her turned around curious.
“What?” The Doctor looked away from the proceedings to her, wracking his brain on what on Earth he could have done now to piss the red haired woman off.
“We had to stay for the ceremony?” She glared at him as she started imitating him. “Of course we’ll be happy to stay here for the entire ceremony in honouring the sacrifice of this noble creature,”
“You don’t want to offend them do you? And beside, this is good for you. Representing Earth to this new civilisation is a good merit,”
“They’re having a ceremony. For. A. Dead. COW.” When Donna hissed this time the Doctor took a small step away from her. He learned long ago that it was never a good sign when she got into that mood; he always ended up with bruises somehow.
“The Cow died bravely, chewing through those cables on the Cybermen’s ship, saving this planet, Donna,” The Doctor told her slowly as talking to a child, making sure that she would understand what he was saying. “It earns respect for the big sacrifice it did when it threw himself in to death’s arms,”
She looked at him like he was a complete idiot, and he started feeling uneasy under her gaze.
“What?”
“It. Was. A. Stupid. Cow,” Donna told him again before informing “I. Hate. Cows,”
“How can you hate cows?” He demanded. “You have them all over the place on Earth, I would take that as a sign that you humans love cows,”
“They are vicious, brutal creatures and evil,” She was getting riled up, and ignored his last statement.
“How can a cow be evil?” The Doctor looked bemused and fascinated by this new information.
“Because they totally are, alright?” Donna shrieked before lowering her voice when she just not got the attention of the row in front of them, but several more, in front of the first row, “They’re truly, disgustingly evil, Stephen King have a new horror best seller there,”
Now The Doctor looked truly baffled. “Stephen King wrote a book about evil cows?”
“Get me back to the TARDIS and take me back to the beginning of his writing career and I can promise you he have enough to write ten books on evil cows,” She promised and pulled him backwards, eager for them to go. “Let’s go right now,”
“Donna,” He scowled. “We can’t leave. There’s five more days,”
“I can not take another poem, or song and sobbing for the cow,” Donna was reaching the end of her limit. “I want us to get the hell out of here, back to the TARDIS in a hurry, now, before I start telling them how we slaughter and eat cows and that’s their only purpose on Earth,”
Everything went quite around them and Donna suddenly realised that what she just said had been heard by the very big crowd in front of them that were having the mourning ceremony for the dead cow.
If looks could kill, Donna would have been dead 900 times over.
“What were you saying about getting away in a hurry?” The Doctor whispered to her as she glared at him before she pulled him with her to start the extremely long run back to the blue police box.
As soon as she could breathe properly, she would kill him for parking it on the other side of the planet after she beat him into a bloody pulp for wasting three hours of her life that she’d never get back on the bloody ceremony.
Doctor Who [S4]
Donna have the Doctor to thank for alot of things. This wasn't one of them.
Pure crackfick for egorstandish . Doctor Who and Cows. Just what we discussed.
”I could just kill you,” Donna Noble hissed out lowly to the Time Lord standing next to her as she quickly plastered on a smile on her face when the child in front of her turned around curious.
“What?” The Doctor looked away from the proceedings to her, wracking his brain on what on Earth he could have done now to piss the red haired woman off.
“We had to stay for the ceremony?” She glared at him as she started imitating him. “Of course we’ll be happy to stay here for the entire ceremony in honouring the sacrifice of this noble creature,”
“You don’t want to offend them do you? And beside, this is good for you. Representing Earth to this new civilisation is a good merit,”
“They’re having a ceremony. For. A. Dead. COW.” When Donna hissed this time the Doctor took a small step away from her. He learned long ago that it was never a good sign when she got into that mood; he always ended up with bruises somehow.
“The Cow died bravely, chewing through those cables on the Cybermen’s ship, saving this planet, Donna,” The Doctor told her slowly as talking to a child, making sure that she would understand what he was saying. “It earns respect for the big sacrifice it did when it threw himself in to death’s arms,”
She looked at him like he was a complete idiot, and he started feeling uneasy under her gaze.
“What?”
“It. Was. A. Stupid. Cow,” Donna told him again before informing “I. Hate. Cows,”
“How can you hate cows?” He demanded. “You have them all over the place on Earth, I would take that as a sign that you humans love cows,”
“They are vicious, brutal creatures and evil,” She was getting riled up, and ignored his last statement.
“How can a cow be evil?” The Doctor looked bemused and fascinated by this new information.
“Because they totally are, alright?” Donna shrieked before lowering her voice when she just not got the attention of the row in front of them, but several more, in front of the first row, “They’re truly, disgustingly evil, Stephen King have a new horror best seller there,”
Now The Doctor looked truly baffled. “Stephen King wrote a book about evil cows?”
“Get me back to the TARDIS and take me back to the beginning of his writing career and I can promise you he have enough to write ten books on evil cows,” She promised and pulled him backwards, eager for them to go. “Let’s go right now,”
“Donna,” He scowled. “We can’t leave. There’s five more days,”
“I can not take another poem, or song and sobbing for the cow,” Donna was reaching the end of her limit. “I want us to get the hell out of here, back to the TARDIS in a hurry, now, before I start telling them how we slaughter and eat cows and that’s their only purpose on Earth,”
Everything went quite around them and Donna suddenly realised that what she just said had been heard by the very big crowd in front of them that were having the mourning ceremony for the dead cow.
If looks could kill, Donna would have been dead 900 times over.
“What were you saying about getting away in a hurry?” The Doctor whispered to her as she glared at him before she pulled him with her to start the extremely long run back to the blue police box.
As soon as she could breathe properly, she would kill him for parking it on the other side of the planet after she beat him into a bloody pulp for wasting three hours of her life that she’d never get back on the bloody ceremony.