Feeling like a P-I-M-P

Jun 26, 2004 17:23

Housewife mother of two seeks new ways to explore the inner voyeur...

Okay, my first journal entry..

Today for the most part was uneventful till just a few moments ago. A friend of mine is searching for love, and I offered to help. Well through various networking etc, I decided that he is probably better off just placing an add or something. So he joined yahoo personals. Sure sounds great etc. While creating his account he had me write his bio which the prospective women searching for love will view and take into consideration while viewing his picture. I agreed, but I think talking about someone you know rather than yourself is easier sometimes. A few days go by, and I check out some of these women. He and I chat a bit about what he looks for etc, (all this mostly I know, but it was more of a confirmation)... anyway he tells me to go ahead while I'm in there and save profiles if I see someone that looks interesting. Sure, why not. It was actually fun, and had the voyeur in me sated by the process. So I pick and choose etc, add to his list of what look to be slutty, petite freaks. I add in some classy women with a slutty side, mostly subs because he prefers subs. Now to me when writing about what you want from a partner or loved one you reveal so much more than you think you are. Half of these women probably don't even know that they are subs or even switch-hitting doms or just straight dom for that matter. It screams out to me when I read their words. Perhaps I assume too much? LOL

So this afternoon he msgs me on yahoo and says 'hey I'm going to email this blonde chick that you don't like, and I need some help'. So I check her out, not knowing which blonde I did or didn't approve of. Turns out I never said I didn't like her but whatever. So I help him write a first impression type email... this seems to my husband to be a litte much considering all those movies where the guy likes this girl and he can't talk to her, so he gets his friend to talk for him etc etc.. Well I told him, there isn't any danger of that because I am not in the market for a new girlfriend and I think I do a fair job of speaking what I imagine to be his mind. So I type this up, and he tells me it made him hot. Well, what do you expect to write to a woman who's catch line is 'Naughty girl seeks adventure'? And really, it wasn't even too blatant. I feel as though I appealed to her texted screams for a man and someone to show her life and passion, but through HIS eyes... etc. That was exciting too, and I really enjoyed it. So I told him I'm going to need to start charging him or asking him to video his escapades in payment of my services... I feel like the mans pimp. LOL.

I also watched 'Somethings Gotta Give', and I really enjoyed it, MUCH to my surprise. I hadn't expected it to appeal to me, but it was actually very charming and fairly humorous. Next on the list is Miracle and the Secret Window. Will write on those later.
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