Funny Turkey Recipie

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For everyone getting ready for turkey-day this week :)



HOW TO COOK A TURKEY (Or, how to survive the evil relitives)

Step 1: Go buy a turkey

Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey

Step 3 : Put turkey in the oven

Step 4 : Take another two drinks of whiskey

Step 5 : Set the degree at 375 ovens

Step 6 : Take three more whiskeys of drink

Step 7 : Turn oven the on

Step 8 : Take four whisks of drinkey

Step 9 : Turk the bastey

Step 10 : Whiskey another bottle of get

Step 11 : Stick a turkey in the thermometer

Step 12 : Glass yourself another pour of whiskey

Step 13 : Bake the whiskey for four hours

Step 14 : Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 15 : Floor the turkey up off of the pick

Step 16 : Turk the carvey

Step 17 : Get yourself another scottle of botch

Step 18 : Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey

Step 19 : Bless the saying, pass and eat out