This is an outraaaaaaage!
My friend Jodie and I went to the movies last night. We had free tickets for Greater Union Innaloo. We don't normally go there, but we had free tickets.
I REFUSE TO GO THERE EVER AGAIN!!!
They have ALLOCATED SEATING!!!!!!!!!
What kind of bullshit is that?!!?!?!? They don't tell you until they give you the ticket, so you don't even get any say in where you sit. So rude!
We said Fuck you! And sat where we wanted anyway! What a load of shit! Allocated Seating! I'm writing a letter of complaint! I am NOT being told where to sit at a CINEMA! I don't want to sit in front a bunch of idiot teenagers, I don't want to sit right up the back or right up the front, I don't want to sit on the sides. I want to choose where I sit, as we all have done for the past 30 years that I have been alive!
*Scribbles down letter of mass whinge* What kind of stupid idea is that. Allocated seating! I don't think so!
I REFUSE TO GO THERE EVER AGAIN!!!
They have ALLOCATED SEATING!!!!!!!!!
What kind of bullshit is that?!!?!?!? They don't tell you until they give you the ticket, so you don't even get any say in where you sit. So rude!
We said Fuck you! And sat where we wanted anyway! What a load of shit! Allocated Seating! I'm writing a letter of complaint! I am NOT being told where to sit at a CINEMA! I don't want to sit in front a bunch of idiot teenagers, I don't want to sit right up the back or right up the front, I don't want to sit on the sides. I want to choose where I sit, as we all have done for the past 30 years that I have been alive!
*Scribbles down letter of mass whinge* What kind of stupid idea is that. Allocated seating! I don't think so!